Iorek’s armor is just gorgeous!
Wheee! Take that towns people who stole Iorek’s armor!
::singing:: And that’s the way the armored bears have their picccc - nic 
So… the good guys are of Nordic descent, and the bad guys are of Slavic descent. Damn Russkies.
Damn Coulter, be nice to your own frakking dæmon!!!
She’s heartless!
So, is that considered sadism?
Why do I want a bottle of Coca Cola now, for some reason?
More like masochism, but on the order of hurting a child. Dæmons are kind of like your most vulnerable parts out there and exposed. You can’t live without it, but it’s fragile. They are supposed to be protected and treasured.
Yeah, I guess! But more like hurting yourself since in this universe a dæmon is really just an extension of yourself
Iorek Byrnison, the worst bodyguard, ever.
Wait for it …
I’d say more self-injurious behavior, like driving a spork into your own leg. Hilarious!
Oh, clever little girl…
The part where Lyra tricks Ragnar makes a lot more sense in the book when the Bolvanger part comes first, but I’ll stop complaning now
Oooooh … bearfight!
whimper Iorek!
Ursine dentistry leaves much to be desired.
I used to live in West Village. I’ve seen many a bear fight.
I live in Lakewood- not so many bears here. More pretty-boys.
No need to worry my child! It’s warm and comfortable in here