Woah. Good myth…I mean website.
Here is my source of screencaps: http://still-flying.net/
Ok, let’s get the game started again:
“Luke, I am your father.”
Crap, that line might be from something else. Let’s try this:
“Hamsters are nice.”
Oh. Yours is bigger, IYKWIM. Hey, I didn’t mean that! Get your mind out the gutter.
:eek::eek:
dont overlook my post death 
Hey!!! No fair, Shan Yu. Don’t tell me you’ve mastered the ability to do MultiQuote already? I couldn’t figured multiquote out until I was at like 2,500 posts.
Okay… I won’t tell you
Originally Posted by Shan Yu
Simon and Book, when they were diccussing the works of Yours truly in war stories…hows about:
I know your name, jackass
Originally Posted by deathbytray
Ok, let’s get the game started again:“Luke, I am your father.”
Crap, that line might be from something else. Let’s try this:
“Hamsters is nice.”
Both of these are from Jaynestown. The first one is Mal to Jayne after Jayne starts believin’ in all the hype and says “Me, Jayne Cobb”
The second is an adorably drunk Kaylee crushin’ on an equally drunk Simon as Simon is lamenting about Jayne’s popularity with the town as opposed to Simon’s talent as a surgeon 
“I save a girls’ leg, her whole leg, and she names her hamster after me. He drops a box of money, and gets a town”
“We promise not to stop for beers with the fellas”
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Ah, oops. I didn’t see you there, in the past page. That one’s from Jaynestown!
“I dunno, should we really use my name to trick these people? I’m like a damn hero to these mudders! Me, Jayne Cobb!”
“I know your name, jackass.”
Uhm…excuse me? Deathbytray? That’s been answered
and the next quote is…
“We promise not to stop for beers with the fellas”
Oops. My bad. I didn’t see your post and just skipped over.
That’s from Mal and Wash going on the mission together instead of Zoe in War Stories, I think…
Next one:
“She’s in Congress?”
Jayne, but I’m blanking on the rest of it. This one puzzles me when I run across it, because it’s the only mention of a congress in the series. I don’t remember if they mention a parliment, but they do mention ministers.
That’s when the gang’s talking about River, saying she’s special. Then Jayne says “Maybe she’s a witch or something.” Then Wash begins openly mocking Jayne, saying “Yes, Jayne, she’s a witch. She’s had a congress with the beast.” Jayne responds dead seriously, with a puzzled look on his face, “She’s in congress?”
So, Pike, since you got the last one, you wanna give us the next line?
I didn’t really get it, I was going on a political tangent.
But heck, let’s kick it up a notch. “Simon says I was born with the third eye. He hates when I can tell which girls he likes.”
Bam!
Wait, are we playing “Simon Says” now?
“NOW!”
Wait, I thought we WERE playing Simon Says and this was part of the game.
(I got nothin’. I need to go rewatch the series. Thank the gods for Christmas break!)
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you sneaky little -------…
thats from the River Tam Sessions… the little viral videos that hit the web before the BDM was released…
Interviewer: You’re quite intuitive…
River Tam: “Simon says I was born with the third eye. He hates when I can tell which girls he likes.”
next up:
So… you guys have met.
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Oh I thought we could only use quotes from the eps aired or the movie? <shrug> That’s why I couldn’t place that one…
Your quote is from Trash and it’s Monty to Mal and Yosaffbridge after he breaks 'em apart
Next up:
“Of course”
I got nuthin. 
It’s one of the more “colorful” eps…and not one of the main characters…but interacts with one of our cast.
In fact the person speakin’ turns out to be a real “prick” 