Courtesy my TOR guild
When did you break into my apartment and take a picture of Gemma?
No, it doesn’t look that much like Gemma, but Gemma can fold herself into just that kind of pretzel. It’s amazing. She doesn’t have boneitis, though–there seem to be no ill effects from twisting her spine into a crazy knot.
This is only the most awesome thing ever.
Shit just got real.
female penguins engage in prostitution
Some female penguins (even when in a committed relationship) will exchange sexual favors with strange males for the pebbles they need to build their nests. On some occasions the prostitute penguins trick the males. They carry out the elaborate courtship ritual, which usually leads to mating. Having bagged their stone, they would then run off
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/60302.stm
…oh, and Solai is a hipster 
Anyone up for a science pun this morning?
cuz messin with pon farr is bad fa yo health
Courtesy my TOR guild.
Having recently been banned by S from ever watching The Walking Dead in our apartment again, this double cracked me up.
There’s a story. Why banned?
not much of a story. S had a complete freak-out while I watched the third episode of S2 (admittedly, it’s pretty rough). She apparently can’t help but get sucked in when I have it on, so she says no more watching it when she’s home. Thing is, there’s probably less than 2 hours a week total what I am home when she’s out, so it’s pretty much a ban. I’ll live. She’ll go on her usual vacation next August and I’ll mainline it then.
I don’t know if this is a howler or not, but it certainly made me chuckle because I didn’t do it. A crane got into a fight with our hotel yesterday:
Hotelobot vs. Decepticrane fight: Our world, their war.