Somebody do this Please!!! :eek:
I have had this laptop for 8 months and I never installed a desktop background on it.
Until now.
My brain kinda exploded…
Must have been River killing me with her mind…
Here is the original interview.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzKtPezPsqE
here is the song made from the interview…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
hide your kids. hide your wife.
To Infinity and…OH MY CROM!
I hope his life support holds out…
From the ANALS of Buzz Lightyear, ‘Dr Sphincter and his Dark Matter ejector’. How did he get in there? I dunno but it nearly rectum! 
How the hell did Buzz fly up there? And BACKWARDS no less??
“It’s not flying it’s falling…with style!..
errrmmm…into lube…and then backwards…into a Black Hole”
While I doubt this is a real image the only thing funnier than a fully…inserted…Buzz is one up to his waist in…errrm a wormhole (?) and upper torso ummm…for all the world to see. Ohhh crap this image is gonna haunt me for the rest of the day!
gaf.
I have a friend who worked at an emergency room. The most common cause for mysterious ‘insertions’: “I slipped in the shower”.
The image is from a book written by 3 doctors about things they’ve found inserted or ingested. While Buzz didn’t fly up there…maybe he deployed the wings to try to fly out. LOL!
ETA: CNN video on it: http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#/video/bestoftv/2011/11/17/pks-moos-you-stuck-that-where.cnn
WOW, some people really interpret the ‘action’ part of action figure differently than I would… or wood.
And I assume somebody had to drive this person to the hospital, because well… I don’t see how one could SIT and drive with Buzz where he is.
If they had used Woody instead of Buzz that’d give a whole 'nother meaning to “having wood”.
That’s cruel. That’s mean.
I haven’t laugh that hard in months. Ouch.
Maybe they took “Buzz” as a feature as well as his name…
Maybe they mistook Buzz for one of the Transformers, ‘Vibrotron’ or ‘Penetrator’…
You got a friend in me. rim shot
Uncle Ben’s! That was just gorram awful…ly funny. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
