I’m still confused. What did I mean? Get off? Get off on? Get off with? It’s all so similar.
Oh boy - now I think I need to make my self go “straight to the gutter” instead of teasing everyone else about it! 
if you really are confused, PM thot or talos. I’m sure they’ll enlighten you
those idioms can be a b*itch
Yeah, a little.
PM thot or talos. I’m sure they’ll enlighten you
That’s awesome, I’m sure they’ll appreciate being named the go-to guys for gutterness
those idioms can be a b*itch
They sure can, it took me an embarrassing moment once to realize that you can’t just leave the “on” out when saying “let’s bang on his door”… but that was years ago…
Yeah, right. Like he really lives in Germany. I saw that pic of his bookshelf. Not a German word in sight.
Get off my lawn!
(Get off on my lawn? Get off with my lawn? I don’t even HAVE my own lawn…)
So I’m Beaver from Jersey now?
Just wait and see, I’ll get you some proof, it might take some time, days even, but I’ll come up with something.
You know, I just would have let it slide, but you had to make it Jersey, hadn’t you? Of all places.
“Beaver from Jersey”, how does that even sound. Makes me look like some kind of perv.
I do have lawn. And what I do in the privacy of my own lawn is me own biz.
Your full name is Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver, and you live just outside of Newark, New Jersey. Your parents call you Theodore. Everyone else calls you Beaver, Beave or The Beave. When you told me you never heard of the show :“Leave it to Beaver” I was gonna abandon this whole thing, but then I realize that that’s part of what makes it so great
I want to give credit where credit is due. RonMooreHasPrettyHair put the idea of “The Beave” in my head. http://forum.galacticwatercooler.com/showpost.php?p=40746&postcount=4
And I think it was Solai that suggested that you probably live in Jersey.
It is very much appreciated. You could throw Topgun and RMHPH in as well. Wherever there is a thread in need, wherever innuendo is brewing, we’ll be there to take it to the gutter, straight in fact.
We should talk more about Sex in this forum. What? No? Why are you looking at me like that?:eek:
I’m still greatly struggling with the mental images of “getting off in his cowboy hat”…arrrrgh. I’m only halfway through my first coffee and wasn’t mentally prepared for such an onslaught…
I started the “Gutter” thread as I saw a need to channel the rampant libidos of some of our posters…(the OG’s, mostly !:D) into a controlled location, keeping the others safe from harm.
Much like Jurassic Park, it’s failed miserably, and thinly-veiled perversion is rampant throughout the website !
Awesome !
A late happy birthday to you GR.
LMFAO
See, there’s really no struggle for me with this mental image. I’m just filing it away in the library of perverted images in my head. You know, so I can enjoy it later…in my bunk. ;):D:rolleyes:
Topgun, you’re right…it’s gone rampant. I blame you OG’s.
Check the Callsign thread. :eek:
Until TG shows up with his “lawn mower”
Your full name is Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver, and you live just outside of Newark, New Jersey.
At least I’ve actually been to Newark Airport once in real life…
And I think it was Solai that suggested that you probably live in Jersey.
Mh, that’s so Solai. He probably did that on one of those frak parties that I never to get to join in on.
BTW, since you’re Hugh (Heffner or Borg?) now, are frak parties in the playboy mansion any different from other frak parties?
Reduce that to “wherever there is a thread …”
Would it be proper for Beaver to talk about chuff like that?
That would be [Chuck]Awesome
uh, thanks…? I also tried to dissuade the nickname considering the alternative connotation (which I’m still not certain he’s aware of yet), but do I get any credit for that? Nooooo… :rolleyes:
Glad I could help to raise the level of discourse.
I think we talk about her all the time, actually. Sometimes there are even pictures. For instance, here she is with Drei and Acht:
Only fair that the double entendres go the other way for a change.
A) I want onto this list with GR, FT, TG, and RMPH. Except that Starbuccaneer just doesn’t reduce nicely to an abbreviation. I take prime advantage of brewing innuendo. I can also whip up a fresh mug-full on a moment’s notice.
B) We have more action. And fewer idiots.
The year I was seven my family lived in Beaverton, OR, and I was soooooo grossed out when my innocence was stolen from me by that weird girl in everyone’s elementary school who knew way too much about those things.
Nice one! I took high school german, so I got that one. I can count to Ein Hundert in German, but I couldn’t spell all the words for the numbers.
Oh, and regarding the picture…“The bunk is that in which I will be”
No, I’m not, but now you really got me curious and I’m gonna do some serious research.
I think we talk about her all the time, actually. Sometimes there are even pictures. For instance, here she is with Drei and Acht:
AWESOME! Kudos!
Oh boy, wouldn’t I love to see THAT!
Yep. Researching right now…
That one was just too easy. I just avoided it altogether.
I started the “Gutter” thread as I saw a need to channel the rampant libidos of some of our posters…(the OG’s, mostly !:D) into a controlled location, keeping the others safe from harm.
Much like Jurassic Park, it’s failed miserably, and thinly-veiled perversion is rampant throughout the website !
Let’s hope it doesn’t end like the book. :eek:
And survived to tell the tale? Now I know you’re lying.
BTW, since you’re Hugh (Heffner or Borg?) now, are frak parties in the playboy mansion any different from other frak parties?
I’m fairly certain that Hugh Hefner’s frak party is somewhat more literal than most. :rolleyes:
Would it be proper for Beaver to talk about chuff like that?
I… I don’t even know… This statement defies response.