“Draw a scene from Twilight” said the boss.
“I’ve not read it” I lied
“You’ve seen the film though right?”
“Oh jeebus no” I replied
“It’s about a Vampire and a girl who fall in love” she tells me “Just draw them!”
So I did.
I don’t have a scanner, but we didn’t win the company competition, who’da thought Edward ripping Bellas throat out would be considered bad taste?