[b]Starbuck: “Did he say a “pengiun”? Are you frakin’ kidding me! That’s lame.”
Apollo: “Yup. Says so right here in this script. I’m gonna lead a campaign to protest the new one…[SIZE=“1”]until they offer me role in it.”[/SIZE][/b]
“Hate it.”
“Love it.”
“Meh.”
Howdy! I’m from the future. Here’s how it is: This there’s this time machine that let’s you go back in time but only living flesh. That’s why I’m sittin’ here buck nekkid’ right now. The leader of the resistance against the machines is your kin…your boy, truth be told. And he done sent me back here to protect you. Now this is gonna sound like fahng-tzong fung-kwong duh jeh, but here’s the weird part: He won’t exist unless you and I totally have sex together. Dong-ma?
“Well, yeah, I do have a phase-plasma rifle in a 40 watt range secreted somewhere on my person. But you wouldn’t want to use it.”
“The Hammer needs some sunscreen, hon.”
<spittake> nice ones.
I don’t get it. She just looks like an innocent young girl. How could she possibly be a Terminator?
“Eeew. No more chili before the download, please.”
Mal was shocked when he realized the mail-order bride actually looked like her advertisement.
They misunderstood my phone order again…I wanted a pizza.
Ha! Boob(ie)s really do transcend every sci-fi franchise!
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“And with the Ronco rotiserie cooker you can set it and forget it!”
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“For this to work you have to be naked too.”
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“Lapdance anyone?”
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“Can’t you SEE I’m glad to see you?”
“Anybody need a hammer?”
“Please tell me that you brought the Rash ointment.”
“Can you say… [SIZE=“6”]PASSPORT?”[/SIZE]
“I know this is the desert, but it really does get cold here at night!”
Malcom Reynolds thot bubble: “Women know about shrinkage, right?:eek:” (joke courtesy of Seinfeld)