Caption THIS

Guy on left: “I’m really glad you two agreed to play Twister with me.”

Guy on right: “Ooops. You’re out, dude. The spinner says Right Foot Black, not Left Foot Black.”

Neo: “Cool. Now it’s just me and you, one on one, Mr. Guy-on-the-right. Or shall I say THE ONE on one. Spin again.”

Bill, it’s ok. Not a big deal. It happens to a lot of men your age. It happened to President Adar all the time. Stress, overwork…hey, let’s just cuddle.

“Just turn your head and cough.”

I got a new uzi and it’s faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous!!

♫ I’m a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my Uzi 9mm. ♫


“Get the frak off my lawn.”

“Ledds do da time vworp adain !!!”

“And also, who the frak took my lawn!”

OK. That is all kinds of funny. I can’t stop staring at it and singing. I’m like a baby monkey playing with poop for the first time.

TY ???

What’s that you say? This is a No Smoking picnic area? Really. Okay tough guy, I dare you to step over here and knock this cig out of hand.


More Surgery. More Attitude. GalaxyRanger’s Back.

Wow. GR’s looking smokin’ as a lady. Hold on, wait a sec. I’ve seen that New Jersey picnic area before!

Hmmm… perhaps not the best way to describe yourself in, say, an interview situation. Good thing you can trust us to be mature.

That explains it. Thanx for the tip. I was wondering about the escort out of the building. I just thot me wuz special.

He can?:eek:

Muah ha ha ha ha.

Hmm. I should probably start working with a vocal coach.


in trying to keep up with Vincent, Catherine may have just gone a touch too far

…you die hard Linda Hamilton fans will get that one;)


We’re are from Blue Sun Corporation.
We’re looking for Simon and River Tam.
Any information you have would be helpful."

LOL !

“So you’re telling me Starbuck is going to be a penguin in the new one? That’s stupid.”