I’m [SIZE=“7”]really happy to see you. Just DON’T ask me to …stand up[/SIZE].
“Now you jus’ watch me, Kay, you watch close, now – an’
see how long I can keep this here stack of pizza boxes balanced
on my eye…you watchin’ me, Kay?”
I know I said “No anti-grav” on the
pizza ! You’re all big and bad with
you’re FTL drives and you can’t take
a phone call ?! Damn !
Now K, you know you shouldn’t stack Pizza boxes on top the oven, you might start a fire!
No no no no. Please tell me you didn’t put those anchovies on that pizza and bake it!
THOSE WEREN’T ANCHOVIES! They were vistors from Cynus Beta IV!!
Damn, now we gotta another wrongful death form to fill out.
“I’m only going to go over this ONE MORE TIME! Regular price THEN five dollars…”
Our own super awesome GalaxyRanger out for the weekend…Have at it !!
No, I do know what you mean. That’s what’s so funny.
Girl: You mean you’ve got them ALL believing you’re really from Germany!!?? The whole forum? That’s is hysterical!!
GR: I know! I know! They’re such idiots!! A few of them are skeptical, but for the most part they’ll believe anything I say.
Girl: “5,251 ?”
Ladies, gentlemen, padawans. THIS is how a true geek thinks.
Boy - you’ve got that right. I was thinking how obvious it was that the photo was taken in a walkup apartment in Bayonne, New Jersey.
Well, ah refuse to go out all puppet-y and pansy like that thar “Data” guy did – I’m takin’ this here bucket and goin’ “Kommie-Karzai” on the buggers! Wheeeehaaaa!
His worse nightmare was came true when he asked her out…
GR: What did you say your name was again?
Girl: Helena Cain.
GR: And you’re in training to become a teacher?
Girl: No. I plan to run away and join the Colonial Fleet. My plan is to become an Admiral before I’m 40. I won’t let anything stop me.
GR: This sounds oddly familiar. Is Earth part of the 12 colonies you speak of?
Girl: No. No one knows where Earth is.
GR: Did the Earth move?
Girl: I’m thinking you can make the Earth move for me, IYKWIM!
GR: 
I ask again–why do you insist on encouraging him? Is this some sick living vicariously through him thing?
Yes.
I’ve tried watercolors. I’ve tried gardening. This is the only hobby that satisfies me.
Try reading erotic novels.
Well, with my Callsign being “Bunktime” (which was thot up by GR no less), I think that’s pretty much a given.
By the way, Keara, where is YOUR dogtag. You’re out of uniform, Mister. As an OG you need to set an example, soldier.