[thought balloon]Perfect. First it’s giant killer robots, then Agents, and now I have to deal with some mad scientist wannabe with a Freeze Ray?[/thought balloon]
or, the sort of obvious one:
“AT&T: Reach Out and Touch Someone.”
Trinity had yet to grasp the concept that the person on the line couldn’t see you and they certainly weren’t waving
OMG GUYS!!! It’s a clue! Trinty is the fifth Cylon!
Okay, here’s the next photo:
Come on, you guys!! We gotta get this dance routine down in time for the Senior Prom!!
Neo: Dude, you really need to watch Spinal Tap before you wear leather pants like that…
LOL! given some of the films being mentioned in the teen movies thread, just yeah 
OK everybody. You put your left in, you put your left out, you put your left foot in and I slap you in the mouth. You do the Kung Fu Matrix and I kick your (sorryBarb) up and down. That’s what it’s all about.
I hate doing the Chicken Dance at a wedding. Nobody knows the right steps.
“no, no, no! it’s step-ball-change, bootyquake thrust, bootyquake thrust!”
Heeeeeey, Macarena !
Force Push !
“Ok Sean, ok. Yes, I love you ‘this many’…Yes Sean, I’m holding my hand up. Yes dear. Ok, see you tonight.”
It is the secret of the Opera House!
Nice one. If Sean sees this one, he’ll been sure to spend more time on the Forum…and more time in his bunk too.
GUY ON THE LEFT: So Neo, where did you get that cool black outfit?
NEO: A priest gave it to me.
GUY ON THE RIGHT: Where’s the white collar?
NEO: The priest wouldn’t give it to me, so I Kung Fu kicked his sorry (Sorry Barb).
Guy on left: “Look Neo, I can do the splits”
Guy on right: “Look Neo, I can do that backwards-bending thing your famous for”
Neo: “Look guys, I can beat you with my sticks while you look like morons trying to impress me”
FTW!
baltar
uhhh, do I have jelly on my face?.. Anybody?
Roslyn: whispers The hammer is your penis
Want me to prove how big a Sargent Pepper’s fan I am, Mr. Lennon.
“you know, a man your age should really have this kind of exam done at least once a year.”
too much? i already toned it down from the first draft.
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“That’s right y’all. You just got served!”
“i mean, look at us. we’ve got armadillos in our trousers.”