Lee: hey chief wanna know y i was cool with not being with a woman for so long? well come with me and ull find out.
Tyrol:dude i just realized something!
Lee: what?
tyrol: Tori did it she killed Cally!!
Lee as Docter Doom: well then ima whoop her *ss!!
Fire at will!
Lee: Gods Baltar you smell. you’ve been in that cell for two weeks and you can’t even take a shower before the trial? FRAK man!!
Frak: Is that your universal translator or are you just glad to see me ?
Gorn: You smell like Scotch ! Have you been out with those Webcooler losers again?!
Duet: Looove…ageless and ever, ever, greeeeeeen…
After years of searching Talos finally calls in his wife’s bluff about the one instance that he is allowed to cheat.
Gorn: “Why do you close your eyes when we make out?”
Talos: “It just shows how much I’m into you, baby.”
Gorn: “Do you have any idea how rude that is to a species without eyelids??? Humans!” :mad:
Lee (thinking to himself): “Yeah, that’s it, show off the ring. They always want what they can’t have. aw yeah.”
Frakk: No ! I’m saving myself for Shatner.
Baltar: gasp! “Vincent, why is there a big needle sticking out of my chest?”
Seelix: “Excuse me, I have to take a wicked poodoo.”
Roslin: “Turn your head and cough.”
Lee i[/i]: “Hey, it’s not my fault you didn’t read the fine print on that amnesty I granted you. It was a standard Pardon, with Benefits. I’ll see you in my quarters in 10 minutes…”
Scotchy, you taste like strawberries!
Hey, let’s get with it people. We’re a week and half into the Matrix arc, and what, no Matrix captions yet?
Here, I’ll start.
Yes, hello? Yes, is this the “How To Do the Vulcan Salute” Hotline?
Great. … Uh huh … Okay, I’ve got my fingers up. What next?
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Talk to the hand people…
“Hello, Information? How many fingers am I holding up?”
LOL. This makes me think of something my 6-year-old heard at school.
I was kinda shocked that a 6 year old would hear something like this at school, but it did make me laugh:
“Talk to the Booty, Because the hand’s off duty.”
Now since I’ve heard that, I’ve used it several times this morning.
Hold on a sec. Wait, FT. You need to use it properly. When you say it you need to stick your booty in the direction of the person you’re talking too.
Okay, now carry on soldier.
[Thought balloon] Wait a minute… I’m a mime… How can I possibly talk on the phone? [/Thought balloon]
“hello, poison control? i took this red pill, and now my hand is swollen up, like, HUGE.”
Superglue. Great. You guys are sooooo funny…
