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#581

[COLOR=“Wheat”]Luke:[/COLOR] i[/i]. Do you smell something? What is that? It’s terrible!

Vader: Well, you see the Emperor uses this …um…what I mean is…Never mind. Trust me, you don’t want to know.

[COLOR=“Wheat”]Luke:[/COLOR] (whispering to Vader). Did I see a toilet paper dispenser in the elevator that we just walked out of? What’s going on here?

Vader:(whispers back) Shhhh! Keep, your voice down! The Emperor gets all weird when people talk about is toilet/elevator. DO NOT mention it when we get to the top of these stairs.

[COLOR=“Wheat”]Luke:[/COLOR] (whispering to Vader). Toilet/elevator? What a sicko. Remember that thing you said about you and me ruling the galaxy together as father and son? Well, if I did agree to that—not saying I will—I’m saying IF—well, that elevator crapper’s gotta go, Agreed?

Vader:(whispers back) Done deal…besides, you won’t need a bathroom anyway. I’ll get you a suit like mine. It’s …ah…self sufficient in the waste disposal dept, IYKWIM.

[COLOR=“Wheat”]Luke:[/COLOR] (says under his breath) All right, that’s the last straw! I am never joining the Dark Side.

#582


Luke: Believe what you want. I’ve seen the DNA test.
My dad’s Jar-Jar. You big stiff.

#583

Luke (silently): Is he looking at me? I hate that stupid helmet. I can never tell if he’s actually paying attention. Dad! What do I have to do to make you watch me???

Vader (silently): Thank god he can’t see my face. If he knew how annoying I find him he would never join the Dark Side. First thing I’m going to do is wipe that smirk off his face.

#584

Mystery solved!

See that guy behind the Emperor? Looks like a robe-holder to me:

#585

Luke [thinking]: By the maker. My father. I am here with my father.

Vader [softly]: I love my iPod. It plays great songs. Ohhh! I love this one! Dancing Queen, she’s a dancing…

#586

Wow, that one’s going to have me giggling for days!

#587

You would think that with all of the power of the dark side, the Emperor would clean the place up when he has guests.

#588

Luke: “Dang it Dad, I know that was you, couldn’t you have waited til we were at least out of the elevator?!?”

Vader: breath breath “Your nose has failed you for the last time!” breath breath

Luke: “…I’m sooooooo NOT joining the dark side now!”

Vader: breath breath “But the dark side has CAKE!” breath breath

Luke: “…”

#589

Luke: Dad you really screwed me up not being there for me when I was a kid. Seriously, do you realize that I was attracted to my sister and we almost started dating!!!

Vader: Shut up you whiny brat. You have no idea what my life has been like. You’re lucky to even have a father. I was made out of thin air. THIN AIR!! Do you know what that does to a kid? I have a phobia of sand. I mean what the hell is that!!? So I’m raised as a slave by the Virgin Marry and a turd with wings. Then this dude comes along and takes me away from my mother. He’s killed and I’m left with uncle idiot Jedi to raise me. Uncle idiot tries to show me the robes and the Spanish inquisition questions me every five minutes. Then I marry your mother who is only into me for my looks and calls me sandy vagina behind my back. Meanwhile I have this pedophile whispering in my ear. Popetine convinces me to help him get rid of those loser Jedi and your mom decides to get back at me by hooking up with uncle idiot who throws me in a volcano. Now I have to use an inhaler every other second and wind up being Emperor Pederass’ lab dog. Don’t even get me started on the Jarjar nightmares… You want to sit there and moan about actually getting a chance to get laid for once in your life? Give me a break!!!

Luke:…I had no idea.

#590

I know it’s not really a caption, but it’s the best I can do. Inspired by Solai’s bomb on the “What’s SciFi smoking?” thread and somebody mentioning Bill Clinton on the radio this morning:

The Fleet Sheet
All the News That’s Fit to Print on Corner-Cut Paper


President Responds to Shocking New Caprica Photos

COLONIAL ONE (Associated Colonial Press)–In a press conference today, President Roslin offered a rather terse response to questions concerning her activities during her time as head schoolteacher on New Caprica, particularly on the evening following then-President Baltar’s Founder’s Day groundbreaking ceremony. Renewed interest in Roslin’s conduct during the interim between her presidential terms was spurred by the recent discovery of potentially compromising photos of Roslin with Admiral Adama, specifically one photo in which the two Fleet leaders can be seen smoking a suspicious but as-yet unidentified substance.

When asked to explain what she was doing in the photos, Roslin replied, “I didn’t inhale.”

The press corps turned their inquiries to Admiral Adama, who was also present at the press briefing. One reporter asked Adama, “What is the substance you and the President are allegedly smoking in these photographs?” After a lengthy and uncomfortable pause, Adama said, “That depends on what your definition of ‘is’ is.”

President Roslin then brought the press conference to a close, and she and the Admiral hastily retreated from the Colonial One Press Room.

Sources close to the President and Admiral maintain Roslin and Adama’s innocence. “No, I don’t believe the rumors,” said Lieutenant Felix Gaeta, a bridge officer on Galactica and former aide to President Baltar. “I even spoke with the two of them that day, and I didn’t notice any difference from their normal behavior.”

“I can honestly say I have no recollection of what my father and President Roslin were doing the day of the groundbreaking celebration,” said Quorum Delegate Lee Adama (Caprica). “In fact, I doubt very many people in attendance can remember that day clearly, either.”

#591

That’s awesome. Amazing. Kappa rules.

But I kind of get the idea that New Caprica Green isn’t illegal. Perhaps not advisable if you are the President/Admiral of the RTF. But if she’s taking chamalla and no one is impeaching her, why would they care about a little weed?

#592

Aw, shucks. Thanks for the compliment :o

Yeah, I agree with you on the weed. It seems Colonial society is a bit more permissive with that sort of thing than contemporary American society, or at least Skiffy’s Standards & Practices folks. Too bad the censors are such sticks-in-the-mud, because seeing Adama and Roslin stoned never fails to crack me up.

Anywho, I wanted to slip in one more Star Wars screencap before we move on to a new arc:

Might as well throw in a couple BSG 'caps for good measure…

Happy captioning!

#593


Leia: Lando Lando Lando, now that Han is out of the picture, do YOU like by big hairy sex toy?

Lando: gag gag I’m up for… gag passes out

Leia: OK Chewie, let’s just space him and see if Bobba can handle the party.


Caprica Six: Damn it Saul, if you’re going to wake me up, can it be for something more important than just asking if I could pull your finger?!?!


Chief: I don’t know what to do with myself now without Cally…

Apollo: Dude, I’m soooo high right now, I went to the bathroom following right after Roslyn and I got a total contact high. I say you start yelling at my Dat and talk about cabbage or something… yeah, that’d be totally what I’d do.

#594

Tyrol:What the frak Lee. Why are you cupping my balls?

#595

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Chief: Dude, I can’t believe that your dad and the president just ripped each other’s cloths off and started doing it on the hanger deck.

Lee: Welcome to my life. Here is the number to my therapist.

#596

Lee: Dude, that cabbage smell really lingers…

What? Too soon?

#597

Saul: finally a body capable of handling me opening a can of whoop -sorry barb-.

I apoligize , im not the best fake photomaker.

#598

Tyrol: Woah, dude, that weed your dad gave us is really making my pupils dilate.

Lee: Yeah, mine too. I got the munchies now too. Where can I score a big bag of ruffled Algae chips at this hour?

#599

Leia : Stop calling me “Laaay-uh” dammit !

Chief : My Gods, Earth is a burnt out ruin !
Lee : Psst. Forget it! I just found Baltar’s intern address book in Colonial One…

#600

Lee: Dude, when I get stoned and get the munchies I really get this hankerin’ for cabbage. Do you know what I mean?