Your expenses wouldn’t be quite as bad if you stopped wasting all those cookies. :rolleyes:
You better send it fast, before the dollar plummets any more. 
Nah, it’s allright, I’ll take some Alpaca burgers instead.
Well, a man’s gotta have his standards 
Well, okay. But you need to realize one thing: Alpaca fur is SO valuable that about 1/2 burger would translate to around 600 Euros, so if I send you an Alpaca burger then you will owe me. So, to balance things out I’m going to need you to send me a package of Hobbits.
Are you really sure you want cookies from him? :eek:
You what RMHPH, I just skimmed that “cookies” part of the conversation on the thread (was it this thread?), but decided not to read it to closely so I wouldn’t be grossed out.
Would you like me to explain it again?
O please gods no!!! I’m already going to have to stop eating cookies for the next FOREVER!!!
Just trying to help…
stupid fat hobbitses.
I eats them raw.
Well of course you eat them raw, who would try to cook, fry, roast or grill a cookie???
They certainly wouldn’t stay soggy if you did. :rolleyes:
well, technically a cookie starts out as dough which is then cooked. But yeah you’re correct, you wouldn’t cook a cookie again. OTOH, Hobbits are tricky. Because of their small size, you really have to watch while cooking them. You don’t want them too dry. Moist…I gonna stop there…Moist Hobbit is just begging for an IYKWIM comment. Succulent Hobbit? That’s not any better. Bad 'talos! Bad!
mmm, sweet, juicy hobbitses. 
oh, dear godz, please. can we be done with this subject for, like, ever?
So say we all!
Do you shave their Hobbit feet first before basting them with oil and seasoning? Ooo…Bad Thot, Bad…
Hey! Lady D. You changed your avatar! I don’t have a problem with that as a rule, but I’ve grown accustom to seeing that cute picture of Kalley everyday.
Now you’ve forced me to print up a 10 ft x 10 ft image of her and hang it over my desk.
Sorry about that. No more cookies.
You could pluck them instead. :eek:
well, technically a cookie starts out as dough which is then cooked.
Talos FTW
Now pass the taters.