X-Men Frak Party

The only titles I’m semi-current on are Uncanny X-Men, Generation Hope, and Uncanny X-Force.

Spider-Man I’m even further behind on. The only one I’ve been reading is Scarlet Spider - for the nostalgia factor.

Your nostalgia is definitely younger than mine. I don’t even know who Scarlet Spider is.

I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!

First up: The Juggernaut Returns!

In the current run of the comics, Juggernaut has merged with Colussus, who gains Juggernaut’s powers when he’s extra cranky.

Cyttorak is scary. :eek:

That mutant is going to make that school bus explode! :eek:

“Here’s Juggy!”

http://hereisjuggy.ytmnd.com/

That Hulk looked a little… off.

Any god who makes you wear a trash can lid on your head is scary.

That’s kind of awesome. :cool:

So Juggernaut was literally a red-headed stepchild?

That explains so much.

It totally is. With his and Juggernaut’s powers combined, Colossus can go toe to toe with the Red Hulk.

Red Hulk?

Really?

REALLY?

Le sigh.

Why didn’t Charles just use his powers to make the other children like him?

Red Hulk is awesome.

Really.

REALLY.

Oh, did I mention the battle was underwater on the deck of a sinking Helicarrier? Yeah.

One wonders why Doctor Strange didn’t seem to notice the Crimson Bands of Cyttorak flying back and forth.

And wouldn’t just keeping the ruby make more sense?

What’s wrong with Green Hulk? Even Grey? Do we really need a whole spectrum of Hulks?

Actually, yeah. Hulk’s kind of boring if he’s always the strongest one there is and no one can ever defeat him.

Red Hulk is actually Thunderbolt Ross, the general who was always after Hulk.

http://marvel.wikia.com/Red_Hulk_(Thaddeus_Ross)

Only he makes a great Hulk, and turns good and joins the Avengers. But he’s still a badass.

“Red Hulk even punched Uatu in the face for trying to watch their battle.”

Hmm. I’ll reserve judgement until I read more on the subject.

Besides, there’s She-Hulk, the new She-Hulk Lyra, Red She-Hulk, Thundra, and a whole bunch of others.

I’m not a huge Hulk fan - though I am a She-Hulk fan - so I can’t shed too much light on the subject. But it seems legit.