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#41

Previously on X-Men: Everyone had a lot of lame one-liners and there’s a woman President.

#42

…NOT! :slight_smile:

#43

Ah, illiterate rednecks. :rolleyes:

#44

The first pantsing on Saturday morning cartoons?

#45

For a minute I thought the prison guard in the first scene might call Beast a “gargler.”

#46

Wait, so he admits to breaking in and helping to destroy government property? How does this prove his innocence again?

#47

I think he and Goliath have the same legal background.

#48

“I tried to help him deal with his pain…”

…by using my mental powers to control his brain. :eek:

#49

Cool flashback. Not that far off from X-Men: First Class.

#50

“He can’t fight all of us.”

Challenge: Accepted. :stuck_out_tongue:

#51

What do you call a three-hour movie about Beast’s time in prison?

THE BLUE MILE

#52

Even the same underlying homoeroticism. :stuck_out_tongue:

#53

The Sebastian Shaw-Shank Redemption.

#54

Don’t most courthouses have metal detectors?

#55

Xavier was totally watching porn on Cerebro just now.

#56

I wonder why they didn’t use that outfit on Sabretooth in the movies.

That would have been… awkward.

#57

Magneto’s Ball

#58

Now. Maybe not back then.

Consider he can read every mind on Earth, I like to think he’s always watching porn. :slight_smile:

#59

Frakking listen to Wolverine!

#60

I like to think that Sir Ian McKellan would have been that ripped if they made the X-Men movie 10 years earlier.