It has been many months since my discharge and I still can’t help but notice how different I am from those around me. They dress so sloppily, and are so ungroomed… How can they stand having their pants cuffs dragging on the ground like that, or their hair falling into their eyes and seeming to crawl into their ears? I would find it maddening, and apparently the idea of a ‘gig line’ has yet to reach civilian life. They stoop and hunch over with bad posture that makes me want to whack them across the back of the head with a broomstick. I still find it hard to believe I used to be like them…
I lean back in the uncomfortable chair and let out a long breath laced with disgust, and allow the back of my head to bounce against the drywall with masochistic deliberation. The action and sound it made draw a few curious looks from the others waiting for an interview, but none dares to meet my eyes when I look back; their eyes dart away in fear. Just one more thing to remind me that I still have that whole ‘scary’ thing going on; I need to work on that. Someday. But I am just so damned angry. Not at what happened, but at the fact that I let it happen. It was entirely my own damned fault, bad choices. That is what brought this all about, bad choices. My bad choices.
And now here I am in Phoenix Arizona.
Fucking HOT Phoenix Arizona. The only place I can remember being hotter than this was Texas. Oh yes, I remember all too vividly when I got off of that plane in Texas; getting bitch-slapped in the face with all that heat. And my head quickly swiveling about frantically because thought I had somehow walked behind the jet’s engines. That is how hot it was. This was made even worse by where I had flown from, Washington State. Talk about a shock to the system… Heh, I also remember the shoe polish melting off of my shoes there in San Antonio. That is fucking hot.
This? This is a close second, at least it is not humid too. Phoenix, I have heard that Phoenix is Navajo for “Fuck the horse died now we are stuck here”, I believe it. Why else would you build a town here?
I wanted to be stationed overseas, see the world and experience new things. And instead I fucked everything up and I am stuck in the Devil’s Buttcrack, looking for menial work until I can get back on my feet again. And get enough of a work history built up that I can gloss over my Military Experience, why? Because it keeps tripping things up for me. It tends to scare people… If I actually like the interviewer or the job I try to joke about it and misdirect them from what I did. If the guy is a dick or I get a bad vibe from the place I will actually tell them what I did, that tends to bring things to a screeching halt. Let’s face it, if you are a tin plated dictator who enjoys wielding his power and mistreating people. The last thing you want on your staff is someone who can wire up anything in your office, your car, or even your toy poodle to explode. Hell, my middle initials are practically I,E,D.
Just kidding… (about the initals)
I sigh and look around to take in the staff here, they look broken and lifeless. Like drones, going about their tasks with no enthusiasm. Not agood sign. Poor morale is a sign of bad management,and or, overworked and overburdened staff. I don’t think I will fight too hard for this job. I close my eyes and reflect back to what that Chief Master Sargent had told me. Damned he had pegged me but good, “Son, I know exactly what your problem is. You are intellectually lazy. You are bright, clever even. And everything has come too easily to you, you have never had to study or apply yourself before. That is why you have hit a wall here. You should use this as an opportunity to find something else that you are better suited for.” He was right. I just didn’t want to admit it. He got my back up, and I fought back. Trying to prove them wrong. I was so stupid. They were offering me a chance to transfer into something else more practical and appropriate for my skill set. But I blew that chance. And then a few more on down the line.
And now I am here. In purgatory. Sweating buckets in a hick town surrounded by miles of inhospitable desert, full of insects and animals that would gladly kill you if given the chance. Forgive me for not finding a happy spin to put on this. The only thing I can remember that brought a smile to my face recently was when I drove by a lot selling boats. That’s right I said boats! What the fuck?! I broke out laughing when I saw them all lined up, we are in the middle of a desert and this asshole is selling boats? He must be one Hell of a salesman…
A sickly looking woman staggers out of a poorly maintained hallway to address us, all of the prospective employees dull eyes turn to look at her. “Knoll?” She creaks out, “Mister Stephen Knoll?” A look of pain seemed to touch her pinched features when she uttered the word ‘mister’. I raise a hand and she almost looks saddened that I have not left after the long wait I have endured, sorry lady but I am used to the ‘Hurry up and wait’ nonsense. She sniffs in what seems to me disgust, and mutters, “The interviewer will see you now, follow me.” I leisurely follow at my own pace not wanting to appear overeager, and am rewarded by a look of contempt from the assistant when she opens a door and gestures for me to enter. I Smile at her maliciously as I enter, she practically slams the door on my ass and I hear her heels rapidly clicking away in PMS driven anger.
Mission accomplished.
The frumpily dressed troll behind the desk does not even look up from his piles of paperwork, he pulls a rumpled paper over and leers at it, “Uh, Knoll. Stephen. Right?”
“Yes sir.” Habit, he does not deserve to be called sir. It just slips out. Curse my courteousness.
He limply waves a hand with disdain still not looking up from his cluttered desk, “Have a seat… Stephen.”
I sit down with quiet control, and assess the office and the nasty little paper-pusher in it. I do not like either of them. He pulls my application from a pile and glances at it, “I see you served in the Military.”
Served, I hate it when they say that. What was I a fucking waiter? “Yes sir.”
He snorts something and starts leafing through more pages, he has not looked up once. Apparently finding nothing interesting he asks with no enthusiasim, practically sighing it; “So what did you do there?”
I don’t like this little man or the place he works at, so I let the truth slip out. “Explosive Ordnance Disposal.”
He stops fiddling with my application. I have thrown him off of auto-pilot, “Huh?”
“I defused bombs, cleared firing ranges, and generally blew-shit-up.”
He peers up from his paperwork and looks at me, really looks at me for the first time; his expression is one of fear and morbid curiosity. He stares at me like one would view a jungle cat in a zoo. I try to appear neutral and calm but I suspect it is coming off as stoney and cold. And I feel a small knife slash of a smile creeping onto my features, others fear tends to cause that. I can be such an asshole.
He is going to ask the question, I just know it. These types always do.
“So what drove you into that,… Uh, field.”
You really want to know douchebag? Fine. I club him with the truth. “I tested very high, and my recruiter talked me into it.” My smile turns cold and cruel and the little pasty faced dork nearly shits himself.
So much for this interview. Oh well, I didn’t like this place anyways.
Yes this is drawn from my own life, from a long time ago. Not a happy time, and not one I generally talk about (ever). But after what happened after screening ‘Act of Valor’, I have begun thinking that I perhaps need to deal with this dark past and the mixture of pride and shame I feel about it. Maybe a little ‘venting’ is just what I need. Hope I did not put anyone off… And I do not plan on making this a habit. It is easy to work into other works and characters I use, disguise it.
Though I must confess that this format was far more cathartic.