We’re all waiting for you to call dibs on it, of course.
His callsign should just be “IYKWIM”
You pronounce it Ick-whim.
Boned as in We’re Boned! That would be mine! 
I actually think someone has that one. Will check…BRB.
EDIT: Nope, boned is free. I was thinking of “Bone Man” which Phil has.
Then that’s it, since I tend to make that happen to situations 
Ok Solai. I’ve slept on it and I would like Intro. I’m a simple gal!
Boned,
Glad to meet you.
The Bone Man
That’s a good one! Probably doesn’t fit Michaela, but it’s laugh.
Yeah, I hear she’s on twitter… maybe one of these days I’ll get off my sorry-barb and get twitter too
I fear confusion during rapid post exchanges.
My guttery eyes see the words RAPID and POST …
No surprise there.
We have “spider” footballer, well AFL, so proper football, not the american grid iron with all that faffing about with 80’s style protective shoulder pads
<- Hawthorne Hawks fan in the eighties.
No way! Did you live here?
The Bone Man,
The pleasure is all mine!
Boned
Is Hunter taken?
Alright, I’ve figured it out. Since I have spent 4 years now, pwning n00bs, my call sign shall be
PewPew
As in the sound of ricocheting bullets!