What if the U.S.S. Enterprise Bridge Crew Had Twitter?

Apollymy · April 9, 2009, 1:15am

YeomanRand @DrinkinBuddyinAstroPhysics That’s what @Spock thinks! Doesn’t that idiot know? That sexy be-yotch @LTUhura is right behind him! Now THAT’S an ass!

Casilda · April 9, 2009, 4:11pm

Troy @Riker I sense that you’re upset. Come talk to me about it. Alone. In my bunk.

Picard @Guinan I feel like I know you from somewhere else…

Prophets @Sisko you know we’re real, right?

Yorick · April 9, 2009, 6:01pm

Spock: @Kirk Adam Lambert is so dreamy :o

ThotFullGuy · April 9, 2009, 6:20pm

Riker @Troy You’re a real bitch for killing Cally. …But I think you’re hot.

Riker @Tory Our friendship means everything to me Imzadi. …But I think you’re hot.

Gordie @Riker Hey dyslexic dude, you are so screwed. Check your spelling next time, bro.

LisaMarie · April 9, 2009, 7:18pm

Data @spot under no circumstances should you join @sockington army

Pike · April 9, 2009, 7:24pm

Oh that is awesome. Someone totally needs to do a @spot account.

LisaMarie · April 9, 2009, 10:40pm

@Pike glad you like my tweet! @NumberOne you can’t join @sockington army either

Solai · April 9, 2009, 11:21pm

CptKirk @HarryMudd Penile colony? IYKWIM!

ThotFullGuy · April 9, 2009, 11:49pm

CptKirk @MrSpock @DrMcCoy @SexyGeologist @RedShirt107 @RedShirt108 Everyone follow me down to the transporter room. We’re beaming down to the planet.

MrSpock@CptKirk But sir, I’m already Following you.

DrMcCoy @CptKirk Me too.

CptKirk @MrSpock @DrMcCoy No, I meant FOLLOW me down to the transporter room, not Follow me on Twitter.

MrSpock@CptKirk Sorry sir, I’m not following you.

SexyGeologist @CptKirk As long as I have a sweet view of your fine looking ass, I’ll follow you anywhere sugar.

RedShirt107 @RedShirt108 Did you hear what happned to @RedShirt105 when he followed the Captain?

RedShirt108 @RedShirt107 Yeah, that was a pretty gruesome end. I’m changing my Follow @CptKirk setting to Off.

Topgun · April 10, 2009, 1:55am

spock DM @NurseChapel I think I left my underwear in your quarters again. Can you check the couch cushions? And stop talking to me in

Apollymy · April 10, 2009, 2:06am

LtUhura @EnsChekov If you say “wessel” one more time, I 'm gonna set my phaser to “beat you silly”!

Topgun · April 10, 2009, 10:54am

redshirt4 @redshirt27 stuck on mega-boring guard duty for that stupid ‘Nomad’ thingy we beamed aboard yesterday. wtf?! brb

ThotFullGuy · April 10, 2009, 11:01am

ChiefofSecurity @RedShirt107 @RedShirt107 @RedShirt107 @RedShirt107 @SexyGeologist Hey guys! I heard rumor that Kirk is thinking of firing me cuz I’m such a sucky Chief of Security. You heard anything?

Topgun · April 10, 2009, 11:02am

DantheTech @ShortSkirt sht! sorry, going to be late. Looks like security grid in detention blew a fuse…AGAIN! This system scks. : (

ThotFullGuy · April 10, 2009, 11:06am

ChiefofSecurity DantheTech WTF, Dan!! You trying to get me fired!

Topgun · April 10, 2009, 11:22am

ChiefofSecurity DantheTech WTF, Dan!! You trying to get me fired!

DantheTech @ChiefofSecurity I haven’t had shore leave in 8 months. BITE ME! And you promised me a new coffee replicator 4 wks ago!

Leah · April 10, 2009, 11:26am

Data do not listen to last twitter. @spot should join @sockington army

Leah · April 10, 2009, 11:32am

RedShirt107 @RedShirt 108 Why do we have to die when the officers just have to use the pattern buffer in the transporter to come back?

ThotFullGuy · April 10, 2009, 11:46am

RedShirt108 @RedShirt 107 The officiers think we’re expendable. Frakkers. Chief of Security is on our side though. He’s intentionally letting bad guys run ~~

RedShirt108 @RedShirt 107 ~~ loose on the ship in order to cause trouble for Kirk. That was sweet how the Chief let Khan run loose around the ship.

ThotFullGuy · April 10, 2009, 11:52am

ChiefofSecurity DantheTech Oh stop bitchin’. Hey Listen mate, would you guard the Brig for an hour or so? I got a…meeting, yeah a meeting on observation deck, IYKWIM.