Ok folks, this should be fun.
Rules of this thread are as follows:
Pretend you’re a character from Star Trek, and you’re on the bridge and everyone on the ship is on Twitter.
Post what you’d be tweeting and DM-ing to your fellow ship mates.
Second rule is, there are no rules. If you want Tory, Wolverine, Picard or Doc Brown to join in, feel free.
Example:
LtUhura @EnsChekov I’m so fraking bored. If “You Know Who” asks me to open hailing frequencies one more time, I quit.
Scotty She can take lots more; I just look better this way.
EnsChekov I wonder if the Captain knows I use Mapquest to set courses.
RedShirt104 @RedShirt105 Hah, I just heard I’m going on an away party in 30 minutes. In your face!
LTUhura: I see Spock checking me out…he is NOT slick…
Picard @Data Did @NumberOne tell you? I said, set course for delta quadron, warm 9.
Picard @Data I mean, warp 9. Fucking iPhone auto-correct…
Geordie @Picard @Data LOL
Sulu man what kind of mushrooms were those 
I feel sooooo purple
DrMcCoy God damnit!! How on earth did Hot Dog’s rash get aboard this ship!!?
Sulu mmmm HotDog I could just lick him all over or just go to the mess hall, i’m so hungry
Spock @DrMcCoy “I’m a doctor, not a walking calculator. Pointed-ears” Get a Vulcan life, buddy!
red shirt #4: Going on the Landing Party. Guarding The Captain. Yeah!!!
red shirt # 9: Going on the Landing Party. Guarding Mr. Spock. Yeah!!!
red shirt #7: Going in the landing party. Guarding Doctor Mcoy. Packed and extra phaser, brought an extra communicator, made out my last will and testement.
CaptKirk @Spock @LtSulu @EnsChekov @Uhura @RedshirtAtEngineeringStation I just totally spun around 360 degrees in my Captain’s chair and none of you suckas saw it cuz your backs were turned.
DrMcCoy @CaptKirk I was standing right next to your chair and I saw it, you juvenile moron.
Spock @CaptKirk That’s not logical.
Decker @Kirk p0wned! Lulz!
Chekov @LtSulu OMGs Dude! Did you downloard GWC Podcast #24,498 from Federation iTunes yet?! Chuck totally played that call vere I spoke in an American accent!
Harry Mudd Still in a penile colony. Yeah. It’s what you’re thinking.
CaptKirk @Scotty Scotty!! We need Warp power in 2 minutes or we’re all dead!!
Scotty @CaptKirk Chill Dude. We’re playing the new version of Mass Effect down here in engineering. It rocks!
CptKirk @Scotty we need more power!
Scotty @CptKirk Aye, that’s what she said!
Spock @Scotty Your confusion is understandable, given the ambiguity of your ‘language.’ I believe that the Captain was asking for more thrust.
Scotty @Spock Now you’re just feking with me. 
Spock @DrinkinBuddyinAstroPhysics OMGs, Kirk is flirting with the sexy yeoman again, but he doesn’t realize she’s totally checkin’ out my Vulcan ass. Get up to the bridge dude, ya gotta see this!
CaptKirk @Scotty Scotty!! We need Warp power in 10 minutes or we’re all dead!!
Scotty @CaptKirk Wow. Twitter is really slow today, Capt when did you tweet th…
Scotty @CaptKirk Oooops.