True Blood 3x11 Fresh Blood

Lesson - shit in your house starts talking to you…leave

Ah, I get it.

Russell drinks Sookie, thinks he’s invulnerable to sunlight, walks into sun, her blood wears off, and he vaporizes in seconds because he’s so old.

Brilliant. :slight_smile:

Sam & Tara? Yeah, not feelin’ it. :frowning:

ummm whats in the box on Sams desk?

Gwyneth Paltrow’s head?

Gwyneth has a small head…

“That’s my double-cousin, Buford.” :eek:

I thought he said “double cousin…”

WTF is a double cousin??

Since she’s supposed to mate with her half-brother, I’m assuming that it’s someone who’s her cousin on both sides.

Family tree, no branches. :eek:

And there’s Talbot on the table.

Love that. :smiley:

ok–this isnt good…at all

plan or no plan

“It’s fairies! Fuckin’ fairies! Who knew?” :smiley:

yes Rusell…go out and play you frakker…

like this song

sweet baby, I need fresh blood…

“Be brave. We’ll die together.”

Or Russell will die three time faster. :rolleyes:

No frakkin’ way they’re killing Eric.

Two week? Argh! :eek:

TWO WEEKS?!? :eek:

WTF TWO WEEKS?!?! :eek:

//youtu.be/V17duGlHEYY

Finally I can enjoy this weeks episode. :slight_smile:

:eek: Pam owning Bill!! :cool:

What the HELL is the Latvian girl permitting herself!!! :mad:

Holy fraaak!! What was that!!!

Uhhhh, Hoyt and Jessica are together again. Wonder when Tommy will show up.

Eric really has guts to meet with Russell. And he’s still holding Talbot’s fluids. lol