Hey Eric …whats with the ringtone man? 
“Can I get you something? To make you feel better?”
“I need a drink.”
“:eek::eek::eek:”
He’s a thousand years old. It’s got to be difficult to stay on top of current trends and technology. 
WTF is up with Sam??? Dude needs to chill…
The QB is kind of an ass. And surprisingly strong. hmm…
Youre cute as pigs…
Yes, Im sure girls who got dumped love to hear that…
I actually feel bad for Summer. She should hook up with Tommy. They’d be good for each other.
I think Tara may have gone a little …crazy? :eek:
Hopefully Jason will shoot her in the head too.
I’m over it. Her character isn’t fun anymore. 
WTF, Sam? :eek:
Holy craaap.
He stopped a moving car with one hand. :eek:
That was frakkin’ awesome! 
ok–that sstopping a damn car right there…
…why do I think this wiccan abortion is about ot go sidewways?
…nah Im sure it’ll be fine
I see Rene getting resurrected here. :eek:
yeah…dont step outside the circle…cuz youre not already screwed
Don’t step outside the circle? That’s never good. That means something dangerous is out there. :eek:
of course it needs a drop of blood…
Magic that requires a blood sacrifice? Oh craaap. :eek:
someone is taking V or Coke…
probably V
The Bears need V…badly
OK, that’s some scary shit. :eek: