The West Wing S2E06–The Portland Trip
The President, Toby, Sam, CJ, and Charlie are on a long, nighttime plane ride, and Bartlet allows his imagination to take flight. CJ, who dissed Notre Dame just before a big game, is forced to wear an ND hat and lead the press corps in the fight song. She’s understandably disappointed to learn that Air Force One has no escape hatch. Sam is having serious trouble writing, and he and Toby start over on the speech while arguing over 100,000 new teachers and Chairman Mao. Charlie weighs in with an innovative suggestion, and it falls to Toby to rein the President in. Meanwhile back in Washington, Margaret worries that Leo will fall off the wagon when his divorce papers arrive, and Josh insults a date-bound Donna, then debates a homophobic bill – and party affiliations – with gay Republican Senator Matt Skinner.
[i]CJ: You were accepted at Harvard, Yale, and Williams. Why did you go to Notre Dame?
Bartlet: Because I was thinking about becoming a priest.
CJ: Really?
Bartlet: Yeah.
CJ: What happened?
Bartlet: I met Abbey.
CJ: Why don’t you ever give me answers like that when we’re running for something?
Bartlet: Because I like to bother you. [/i]