The Tori Sucks Thread

[deathbytray]

I hate to veer away from the current course of discussion here (i.e., whether Tory is hot or not, whether we wanna see her goo-wrestle Sharon or not, etc.)…

But am I the only one who is just so annoyed by how whiny Tory has become? With all the murdering, Baltar-frakking, and other general skeeviness that’s going on with Tory nowadays, the one thing that bothers me the most is how whiny and pathetic she has gotten.

I’d like to lock whiny Lee and Tory into a same room and let them have a whine-fest with each other… it’ll be like a train wreck in slow-motion, fascinating to watch. I could sell tickets to that thing.

Of course, this being Tory, they are just as likely to be in bed in five minutes, when locked in a room together. Then again, maybe I can sell tickets to that also.

[timmers]

I’m paying either way

[bkitty]

While your argument has some merit and is supported by historical precedent, like many scholars, I feel that your interpretation of the Third Amendment to the Colonial Charter is overly broad and greatly deviates from the Lords of Kobol’s original intentions regarding the right to commit pipe violence.

a broomstick, then.

Not quite so satisfying as a good piping, but it’ll do…

It’ll do…

…whooosh! claaaaaannnggggggnnnnggggg!!!

(baseball announcer) AndaniceswingandconnectionwithTory’shead- it’souttathepark- Larry, whattayasayaboutthat?

…vvvvv-vvvvv…vvvvv-vvvvv…bkitty has good command of the bat…I’ll be in my goo…

[timmers]

Not quite so satisfying as a good piping, but it’ll do…

IBIMB

(I’ll be in my bunk)

[Apollymy]

Vera Lynn?

What am I saying? Nobody remembers her…

ahem…

“Weeeeeeee’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know whennnnnnnnn”

hey… maybe Vera Lynn is the final Cylon - undertones in the above of ‘it has all happened before, yadda’?

<------------ old

I remember! I think it was supposed to be some sunny day, right? ::looks out the window:: Nope! Not today…

<------------getting there

[timmers]

or the Moby Dick cover version, as sung by Captain Ahab …

“Whale meat again…”

I’ll get my coat

[TighGetsPunchedALot]

While your argument has some merit and is supported by historical precedent, like many scholars, I feel that your interpretation of the Third Amendment to the Colonial Charter is overly broad and greatly deviates from the Lords of Kobol’s original intentions regarding the right to commit pipe violence.

re: your sig

That was a great episode, I lol’ed at that line.

[bkitty]

IBIMB

(I’ll be in my bunk)

LOL!!

or the Moby Dick cover version, as sung by Captain Ahab …

“Whale meat again…”

I’ll get my coat

Again- LOL!!

love your sig, too! Hey- I drive a school bus! Gotta keep it clean! lol!

[BadgerSpoon]

re: your sig

That was a great episode, I lol’ed at that line.

Yeah, me too. I changed my sig at the next commercial break.

[lestack]

I can’t wait to see when the Conservative Party in the UK sues against RDM for all this hate of Tory.

That got a lol out of me. Kudos, GalaxyRanger.

I’ve always maintained that Tory’s simply misunderstood…

This reminds me of something a friend once said about Slytherins: “We’re not evil, we’re just misunderstood. And evil.”

[Solai]

This reminds me of something a friend once said about Slytherins: “We’re not evil, we’re just misunderstood. And evil.”

That is awesome!

[kpnkrunch9]

… but that’s why Baltar loves her.

[Cassiopia]

… but that’s why Baltar loves her.

Nah, Baltar only loves Baltar. Baltar does only what is good for Baltar. Baltar is getting a wee bit afraid of Tory when she switches to her Dominatrix persona.

[Pike]

… but that’s why Baltar loves her.

Heh. I’m reminded of some VERY young (mid-teen) girls I saw at a ballgame. Front of the shirt: “Yankees Suck”

Back of the shirt: “Jeter Swallows”

Provided for informational purposes only. GWC does not encourage disparaging individual players. PM Pike if you want a pattern.

[kpnkrunch9]

Heh. I’m reminded of some VERY young (mid-teen) girls I saw at a ballgame. Front of the shirt: “Yankees Suck”

Back of the shirt: “Jeter Swallows”

Provided for informational purposes only. GWC does not encourage disparaging individual players. PM Pike if you want a pattern.

Hah! That was my alternative post. But I couldn’t think of which BSG character would be the one who swallows!

[timmers]

Two words.

Ellen

Tigh

… and now I’ll go and leave all youse guys to go throw up into the trashcan at the skeev-ciplation of this statement.

[deathbytray]

If in 412~422, is Tory gonna become a central character of the show now? I mean, it wouldn’t be surprising if Tory, D’Anna and Baltar become the leader and agitator of the Cylons, the three prophets of the one Cylon god?

I envision a religious war brewing, and Baltar and Tory channeling god from their bed.