- Never share consciousness with others when peace is on the line. They might get angry and ruin everything.
As a corollary to #92:
- If you killed the wife of a person who’s going to be able to read all your thoughts, the time to confess and apologize is before sticking your hand in the goo!
- Don’t tell them the plan.
- If Doc Cottle’s being nice to you, your odds suck.
- Don’t offer the guy in the bearskin kilt a bowl of cabbage soup.
LOL, nice one.
- Do not trust the gimpy communications officer.
- Eventually everyone on the fleet will at some point be President.
- Yes, Hotdog, there are a lot of dead chicks out there.
- Hera’s your Momma.
- Dead women should never be left alone in a raptor. They’ll nuke a whole cylon colony.
- Before leaving the ship, grab all the TP you can possibly carry !
- Don’t make Sam Anders the designated driver.
113: Cylon women are notoriously uber hot…and may kill you
114. Starbuck is cool to drink with and hang with…but she will break yoru heart…or kill you
115. Admiral Adama is in need of kleenez
116. Roslin will airlock your sorry barb
117. When you get to earth, make nice with the natives
118. Baltar will never get in trouble…ever…no matter what he says, does or thinks…ever