The Top 10 Things You Need To Know About BSG--GWC Style!

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#1

So here’s Skiffy’s list from the like-titled show:

#1 The fate of the human race is in jeopardy.
#2 Admiral Adama leads the colonists in a search for Earth.
#3 The Galactica crew is a family.
#4 Cylons look like us now.
#5 The President is dying.
#6 There are Cylons within the Galactica crew.
#7 Starbuck has a destiny.
#8 A civil war has split the Cylons.
#9 Enemies have become allies.
#10 They found Earth.

If someone reeeeeally wanted to know the dirt on BSG, this list has gotta be longer.

#11 Watch out for Cavil–he likes 'em young.
#12 Hybrids don’t respond to verbal commands like “Hey! You! Stop jumping the ship!”
#13 If the Admiral likes you, you can get away with murder! I mean it. People get away with murder!

#2

#14. Do not place anything important anywhere near Adm Adama’s ship model.
#15. Babysitting in any Viper launch tube is not recommended.
#16. Tory sucks.
#17. Racetrack will find it.

#3

#18. Tory is hot. And she cries when she fraks.
#19. We are all perfect (except Topgun).
#20. When you unbox a 3, you never know what kinda mood she’ll be in. So stay more than an arm’s length distance away from the goo tub.
#21. Don’t keep your Viper too clean. It weirds people out.

#4

#22 So say we all
#23 This is Erf?
#24 Baltar!

#5

#25. Fleet alcohol supplies spontaneously regenerate.
#26. Doc Cottle has the bedside manner of Archie Bunker.
#27. Always brace yourself against something stable whenever Laura Roslin says “Airlock.”
#28. The port landing pod is being held together with chewing gum and spit.

#6

#29 Always walk tall and carry a big pipe

#7
  1. Adm. Adama loves his noodles
  2. Baltar has a Six in his head
  3. Helo is loyal and a bit dim
  4. Gaeta has a lovely singing voice
  5. Cally smells like cabbage
#8

  1. Toasters don’t have flip-top heads, but they do have flip out guns

  2. A “balcubine” is a person, not a topical lotion for cuts

  3. Baltar has a Baltar in his head

#9
  1. Sixes are looking for love in all the wrong places.
  2. Hera is creepy. Do not follow her anywhere. It will turn out bad.
  3. Eights like to be nekked.
#10
  1. Kara Thrace and Her Special Destiny is the most popular cover band in the whole fleet.
  2. No matter where you sit in the pilots’ racks, rec room, or ready room, somebody else has had a good frak right there before, and Starbuck was probably involved.
  3. Algae-loaf tastes best with BBQ sauce, just don’t buy it from an 8.
#11
  1. Do not turn your back on Tori
  2. Smelling of cabbage is a capital offense
  3. The airlock is not a good place to hang out
#12

#47. ‘Jump’ refers to a method of cross-dimensional spacetravel, not the Van Halen song.
#48. Do not try the ‘navigate the ship with wire implants’ trick unless you are really really sure you’re a Cylon.
#49. ‘Dradis’ is a radar-like sensing system, not a little spinny top thingy.

#13

Wow. There’s a whole bunch of fanvids in there.

#14

#50 Joe’s is the bar that the crew hangs out in and drink shots of Mountain Dew.
#51 Knuckledraggers need love too!
#52 Ink pens can be weapons.

#15

#53. Do not bring marshmallows to Starbuck’s bonfire.
#54. The locker next to Dee’s is empty for a reason.
#55. Roslin’s Librarian status has been indefinately suspended.

#16

these were good… sick but very funny.

#17

truly…you have a gift. might consider returning it :smiley:

I kid, I kid

#18

The book lover in me cried and cringed when those pages started to burn. :eek:

#19

Yeah, I found that scene harder to watch than the fight between Tigh and Adama.

#56. Anders is hot, not too smart and apparently a musician.
#57. Leoben can be creeped out by almost nothing–except Kara Thrace 2.0: Harbinger of Death
#58. If Chief Tyrol starts singing “Me & My Shadow” you better just walk away.

#20

OMG. Excellent!! LOL