The Top 10 Things You Need To Know About BSG--GWC Style!

#58. If only Baltar sees/hears you, reconsider your existence.
#59. If Tigh comes after you with that hungry look in his eye, take off the platinum blonde wig. Like NOW.
#60. Bring your own pliers.
#61. Yes, in fact, Cottle does mind.
#62. No photon torpedoes. We got nukes.
#63. I was going to make a crack about how between Tory and Dualla it’s hard to find a good babysitter these days, but I’m still in mourning and shall show respect for the dead.

  1. Zarek’s relationship to power is like a faulty light switch: almost on, off, almost on, off, on briefly, off …
  1. If you are looking to stay alive or need a wireless, follow Baltar.
  2. If Baltar looks a little to much like John Smith, stay away from the 15 yr olds.
  3. If Starbuck is staying Cool, “The Shit Has Hit The FAN!”
  4. If an Actor and/or Actress calls the GWC, their going to bite the bullet.
  5. If the Women around you are killing people or offing themselves you might be Gaeta, so check to see if you have two legs.
  1. BSG Poker: Two Old Men with guts beat Two Young Men with guns.

on Galactica are the toughest–even under direct fire they keep steering

  1. Touching things on Erf gives you flashbacks. (Touching “Erfenware” things gives you flashbacks?)
  1. If someone says “Take a seat”, politely refuse and back away to the nearest hatch.
  1. If someone offers you their pen, kindly refuse.

This still makes me laugh. Very sick, but funny.

  1. Starbuck has a blue dress in her locker.

  2. Don’t dare to swipe Romo’s sunglasses. He’ll take offense.

  3. This has happened before. This will happen again.

  1. Humans like to cut corners.

:smiley: Nice one!

  1. Don’t let the PC guy do brain surgery. You’ll get the dreaded blue screen of death and have to reboot.
  1. Cylons apparently run on Windows Vista.
  1. Cavil doesn’t like gelatin.
  1. Algae coffee sucks.
  1. The best ways to deal with a crisis are to shave or brush your teeth.

  2. If you sense your business deal is going south, throw in Baltar.

  1. Floor or table. It doesn’t matter to Ellen.
  1. It doesn’t matter how well you’ve looked after your group, if Baltar comes back, he’ll find some way to belittle you. And get guns.
  1. Even doc Cottle has a better sense of humer then Baltar.
  2. Chief Tori’d her a new one.
  3. Doc Cottle smokes Algae
  4. Laura smokes anything
  1. Airlocks can be effective negotiating tools.
  2. Even when running low on food, toothpaste and water, there will always be enough booze.
  3. If you wake up one day itching and smell of cabbage, stay away from Chief.