The Top 10 Things You Need To Know About BSG--GWC Style!

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#10
  1. Kara Thrace and Her Special Destiny is the most popular cover band in the whole fleet.
  2. No matter where you sit in the pilots’ racks, rec room, or ready room, somebody else has had a good frak right there before, and Starbuck was probably involved.
  3. Algae-loaf tastes best with BBQ sauce, just don’t buy it from an 8.
#11
  1. Do not turn your back on Tori
  2. Smelling of cabbage is a capital offense
  3. The airlock is not a good place to hang out
#12

#47. ‘Jump’ refers to a method of cross-dimensional spacetravel, not the Van Halen song.
#48. Do not try the ‘navigate the ship with wire implants’ trick unless you are really really sure you’re a Cylon.
#49. ‘Dradis’ is a radar-like sensing system, not a little spinny top thingy.

#13

Wow. There’s a whole bunch of fanvids in there.

#14

#50 Joe’s is the bar that the crew hangs out in and drink shots of Mountain Dew.
#51 Knuckledraggers need love too!
#52 Ink pens can be weapons.

#15

#53. Do not bring marshmallows to Starbuck’s bonfire.
#54. The locker next to Dee’s is empty for a reason.
#55. Roslin’s Librarian status has been indefinately suspended.

#16

these were good… sick but very funny.

#17

truly…you have a gift. might consider returning it :smiley:

I kid, I kid

#18

The book lover in me cried and cringed when those pages started to burn. :eek:

#19

Yeah, I found that scene harder to watch than the fight between Tigh and Adama.

#56. Anders is hot, not too smart and apparently a musician.
#57. Leoben can be creeped out by almost nothing–except Kara Thrace 2.0: Harbinger of Death
#58. If Chief Tyrol starts singing “Me & My Shadow” you better just walk away.

#20

OMG. Excellent!! LOL

#21

#58. If only Baltar sees/hears you, reconsider your existence.
#59. If Tigh comes after you with that hungry look in his eye, take off the platinum blonde wig. Like NOW.
#60. Bring your own pliers.
#61. Yes, in fact, Cottle does mind.
#62. No photon torpedoes. We got nukes.
#63. I was going to make a crack about how between Tory and Dualla it’s hard to find a good babysitter these days, but I’m still in mourning and shall show respect for the dead.

#22
  1. Zarek’s relationship to power is like a faulty light switch: almost on, off, almost on, off, on briefly, off …
#23
  1. If you are looking to stay alive or need a wireless, follow Baltar.
  2. If Baltar looks a little to much like John Smith, stay away from the 15 yr olds.
  3. If Starbuck is staying Cool, “The Shit Has Hit The FAN!”
  4. If an Actor and/or Actress calls the GWC, their going to bite the bullet.
  5. If the Women around you are killing people or offing themselves you might be Gaeta, so check to see if you have two legs.
#24
  1. BSG Poker: Two Old Men with guts beat Two Young Men with guns.
#25

on Galactica are the toughest–even under direct fire they keep steering

  1. Touching things on Erf gives you flashbacks. (Touching “Erfenware” things gives you flashbacks?)
#26
  1. If someone says “Take a seat”, politely refuse and back away to the nearest hatch.
#27
  1. If someone offers you their pen, kindly refuse.
#28

This still makes me laugh. Very sick, but funny.

#29

  1. Starbuck has a blue dress in her locker.

  2. Don’t dare to swipe Romo’s sunglasses. He’ll take offense.

  3. This has happened before. This will happen again.