btw your cookies looked awesome! I’m molto impressed 
“Great. I hijacked my fuckin’ parents.” 
do you think Lloyd ran the stop sign on purpose? (I do)
“Phil thought it might be semen.”
“Phil needs to see a therapist.”
I feel so sorry for Lieutenant Huff. surrounded by idiots and self-important dicks
No, he was fighting with his wife and not paying attention. People do it all the time. That’s one of the reasons that talking on a cell phone while you’re driving is a bad idea. Emotion overwhelms reason.
Yes, I identify with him too. :rolleyes:
I get that, but I thot I caught a sly look
Dennis Leary was great in this.
“don’t annoy me, it’s Christmas” can I use that line??
You don’t already?
those poor men. they married women almost as bad as their horrible mother
“Is there a fuckin’ waste of life named Murray here?”
“…what men your age become in prison: wet nurses.” :eek:
I think this is some of his best work
Smokers can’t be trusted. Known fact. :rolleyes:
Ah, so he did see the stop sign. I’d forgotten that.
he really is a good marriage counselor. tie them up and make them tell the truth
The dog’s name is Cannibal! bwhahahaha!
at gunpoint