Why am I too lazy to read this section of the forum today?
Did someone call me?
Why would I not?
Those are two questions, which one do you want answered?
:eek: Whatever made you think those are Käsespätzle?
Here, would you rather eat those Spätzle?
Why am I reminded of the Mike Myers quote that, “All Scottish food is based on a dare”?
How does a thread party after hitting 1000 posts?
We all get naked and jump in the pool while Pike serves champagne?
isnt that illegal?
Champagne? Yes, for YOU it is!
Swimming when drunk is not safe but I think it is legal. Now who is buying and where is the pool?
What was that about naked?
Isn’t it wonderful how the internet can bring people together in the name of hatred?
How can I extend my hatred of bananas to such delicious fruits as strawberries and clementines and apples?
Wouldn’t that make you an antifructite?
Why would I mock someone who can’t dance very well when I married a man, though loveable, who has a very odd idea of what a sense of rhythm is?
What’s rhythm? 
what you really mean to ask it: how can you not start your day with a session of nausea and vomiting as a result of smelling any banana?
Bananas cause morning sickness? Do they make you pregnant? Besides as a metaphor?
Does that look like gagh/rackt?
Shouldn’t it be moving?
Don’t you know that when you smell something and it makes you feel sick, you probably don’t want to eat it?
Wouldn’t that really limit your palate? Didn’t you know that many really tasty cheeses smell absolutely wretched? That good provolone smells like dirty socks? Conversely, doesn’t vanilla extract smell wonderful? But have you ever tasted it? Doesn’t it taste like battery acid?
Dare I bring it to this thread’s attention (and back to the gutter) that in come places “papaya” means a part of the female anatomy?
Which part?
That usually has something to do with a banana’s metaphorical meaning?
Doesn’t that mean that they’re two great tastes that are meant to be together? 
Did you know that Harrison Ford had papaya extract injected into his back after an injury during the filming of Temple of Doom?
Could it be my giant post from last night?
Are you Brian Boitano?
Those are two questions, which one do you want answered?
Why not both?
Whatever made you think those are Käsespätzle?
The file name of the picture?
Here, would you rather eat those Spätzle?
ooh, is that bacon?
Are you saying that GR is actually Scottish?
Is anyone else scared to know what the answer to that question would be? Especially in the gutter thread? :eek:
There’s a pool? And champagne? Don’t you know that some of the members are underage? Or that that’s only a problem because this country was founded by Puritans?
does someone have too much time on their hands?
So, the Puritans didn’t like the Gutter?
Is that why they left England?
Did the Indians they met like Gutter?
Isn’t it a little unfair to compare this thread to the gutter thread, seeing that it takes more effort to post over there?
Its certianly debatable, but shouldnt quality count more then quantity?
Isn’t that what I’m saying? If you were giving the choice to look at the gutter thread or in here, which would you choose?
Don’t you know that the Puritans just pretended to dislike the gutter? They just hid it behind closed doors.
So they had an indoor gutter? That’s very progressive!
Can I assume that’s an unfortunate typo?
Doktor Ranger makes a not on his pad: the gutter is everywhere, in each of us and if you don’t let it come out, it will make you explode.