This sounds lame I know, but what if we had a thread for a game? A game called the only questions game. In this thread, each poster can only say stuff in questions, and they can only ask one question. The question might want to relate somehow to the last question, but whatever you do is fine.
Who wants to go first?
Oh oh pick me! Hey me, pick me!
Okay so let the game begin…you go first me
Why does Tori suck?
Do you mean literally?
Can you elaborate?
By elaborate, do you mean anatomical drawings, vacuum PSI, or just a confirmation that agreement on Tori’s ethical suckitude is desired?
Are you kidding?
Does he look like he’s kidding?
With a face like that?
Vvvvvvvvv, Vvvvvvvvvv. With a face like that, what? [whir-clik-clik-clik]
Do you know the Cylon God’s plan for you?
Wouldn’t you like to know.
Wait. Frak.
Umm, would you like to know?
Wait. I got it.
I know something you don’t know. How’s that make you feel?
Frakin’ A. That was lame too, wasn’t it.
Are you sure you understand what’s required? 
What is required?
as the initiator of the thread, wouldn’t you be the one to know?
Have you accepted Baltar as your personal savior?
That’s asking a lot, don’t you think?
Is that supposed to be a euphemism?
Did you take it as one?
Do you know what I mean?
Do we ever know what eachother are saying?
Should we?
Don’t yinz* know the rules?
From Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
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