Did you know you cheeted to be the 1000?
Why did you not leave it to me? 
Standing then 
go GWC question team.
Not as long as I’m alive and kicking! Oh, did I forget the question mark?
Do you think Yoda would like that attitude? Does competition lead to the dark side?
Do you really want to see the dark side of the gutter thread?
Do you think we havent already?
Don’t you think that the gutter people could get worse?
Opens Notepad Worse? How?
Will it involve carrots and other vegetables?
Who are you kiddin’?
Did any mere Alpaca need to see that image?I mean OGs can handle it but the res of em might be scared
Is Cookie Monster going to show up? :eek:
Do you have his cell number?
Why are you worried about those sometime foods?
Sometime food?are you crazy?
I am crazy. So what does that have to do with vegetables?
Vegetables have been proven to reduce crazyness…hence why i avoid them…do you think GR has ever eaten vegetables?
GR have you eaten any vegetables? Is GR crazy?
I think GR is hopped up on käse spaetzle, don’t you think?
Do you worship Viktoria?
Sometimes, women just fall for the wrong guy…
Do you speak from experience? 
Don’t you know that you shouldn’t keep bananas with other fruit?
Is it the shape? :eek:
Would you believe I love the smell?
(and will you believe that I have never eaten a banana in my entire life? I’ve never been able to bring myself to do it.)
Then how do you know you wouldn’t like them?
Wouldn’t that depend on whom you ask?
Does the Erf have a tootsie center?
Can I just say that I love peaches but can’t stand the feel of their furry skins? That biting into an unpeeled peach sends chills down my spine? Isn’t it completely unholy that fruit has fur? Isn’t it needless to say that I feel the same about kiwi?
How can I have gone this far in life without meeting someone who hates bananas as much as I do?
Don’t you go to the meetings?
Do you like any fruits?
Do you know how difficult it is to resist the double entendre of that question? :rolleyes:
Did you know that papayas have almost twice the potassium of a banana?
Don’t “the kids” always base their slang around fruits and vegetables?
You didn’t think I meant that no one in Palm Beach County should be left alive, did you? Wasn’t it clear that I meant only that no one should have been living (and therefore “voting”) there?
How did you know that plantains are one of the five most perfect foods in my universe?
What are the other four?
Does that commerical ever get old?
Aren’t some commercials just timeless?
Why would it? Has not the gutter slowly conquered the other threads? Shouldn’t all the gutter-related posts count toward its total?
Doesn’t everything?
Competition → Losing → Disappointment → Anger → Hatred → Dark Side
Didn’t you see The Line?
Doesn’t that look good? Is anyone going to make that for dinner tomorrow?
Can you believe I’ve never met anyone who shared my hatred, either?
How can I extend my hatred of bananas to such delicious fruits as strawberries and clementines and apples?
Why would I mock someone who can’t dance very well when I married a man, though loveable, who has a very odd idea of what a sense of rhythm is?
what you really mean to ask it: how can you not start your day with a session of nausea and vomiting as a result of smelling any banana? 
Does that look like gagh/rackt?
Don’t you know that when you smell something and it makes you feel sick, you probably don’t want to eat it?
Dare I bring it to this thread’s attention (and back to the gutter) that in some places “papaya” means a part of the female anatomy? That usually has something to do with a banana’s metaphorical meaning?