OOOps did you notice I post as I read and did not notice the corection?
Does Emily like Star Wars?
I’ll trade you one of my kids for that. Would you like my 8 year old or my 6 year old?
Of Life, the Universe, and Everything? Isn’t the answer 42?
Haven’t you heard of the Carlin Institute of Heresy?
Don’t we all know the sky is blue because of the water reflecting off the top of the snow globe?
Then why is the water blue?
Aren’t we all aware that the world is one of many snow globes setting on God’s big black desk?
What desk? Isn’t it just snow globes all the way down?
Aren’t they getting a bit old by then?
Does it melt Nazis?
Do you accept Quatloos?
Are you willing to mix and match?
Isn’t that Gods favorite color?
If you are going to spend all of eternity looking at something shouldn’t it be pleasing to the eye?
Isn't that why we all play female characters in Mass Effect?:rolleyes:
You wouldn’t want God to get back problems by walking around for all eternity, would you?
Doesn’t he have a conveyor belt running along the front of his desk for easy viewing of these globes?
Couldn’t we extrapolate further by saying there is a lamp on his desk and that explains night and day as we pass by it? 
There isn’t a minimum age to enter that club, is there?
Oh, you meant the boys, the priests must have some morals?
Doesn’t the manual they hand out say “for use with ages 10+”?:eek:
I thought it was red? Wouldn’t that explain all the smiting?
If you are going to spend all of eternity looking at something shouldn’t it be pleasing to the eye?
Then why isn’t [b]everything[/b] blue?
Isn’t that why we all play female characters in Mass Effect?:rolleyes:
We do?
You wouldn’t want God to get back problems by walking around for all eternity, would you?
Does God have a back? I thought He was all front, in every direction? Isn’t that how He sees everything? Otherwise, wouldn’t it be much easier to sneak up on Him? 
Doesn’t he have a conveyor belt running along the front of his desk for easy viewing of these globes?
Wouldn’t He be able to see them all simultaneously?
Couldn’t we extrapolate further by saying there is a lamp on his desk and that explains night and day as we pass by it?
Aren’t there alternate theories on that?
There isn’t a minimum age to enter that club, is there?
Is it not written in the scriptures that “they’ll take you as soon as you’re warm”? Even if you’re not a six-footer or have a great brain?
Oh, you meant the boys, the priests must have some morals?
Do you really think so?
Doesn’t the manual they hand out say “for use with ages 10+”?
Does Milton Bradley make that game? :eek:
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Which one tasted better?
Life and this thread are full of questions, not answers. No?
Chicken eggs or just eggs in general?
Which one tasted better?
Wouldn’t that depend on how they were prepared?
[Zap Brannigan]Let me move my phaser from STUN to BBQ[/Zap Brannigan] <glares>
Uh, is there anyone here who doesn’t like Star Wars just a little bit?
Why would God have a sex, or a gender?
Do I have to choose? Is it morning or evening?
Or way too much? 
Wouldn’t that get kinda boring?
Besides, didn’t that idea get knocked down because the advertising department said it wouldn’t go over well calling all the snow globes “blue balls”? IYKWIM
Does God have a back? I thought He was all front, in every direction? Isn’t that how He sees everything? Otherwise, wouldn’t it be much easier to sneak up on Him?
Isn’t that what the angels are for, spying and reconnaissance?
Wouldn’t He be able to see them all simultaneously?
Does he still have the mirrors on the ceiling from when Mary was last there?
Doesn’t the scriptures say that it must have been 2 chickens, male and female?
Isn’t there far too many of us for him to have had sex only once?
How else would He reproduce? Binary fission?
Doesn’t God have an infinite attention span?
Besides, didn’t that idea get knocked down because the advertising department said it wouldn’t go over well calling all the snow globes “blue balls”? IYKWIM
How did I not see that coming? 
Isn’t that what the angels are for, spying and reconnaissance?
Who watches the Watchmen?
Does he still have the mirrors on the ceiling from when Mary was last there?
Don’t you know that virgins don’t have a reflection?
Doesn’t the scriptures say that it must have been 2 chickens, male and female?
I thought it was just one, and the other was made from its rib?
Isn’t there far too many of us for him to have had sex only once?
Spores???
If he did, why would he need so many planets?
Maybe he has ADD?
Didn’t he delegate this world to Lucifer while he stepped out for some fresh air?
Maybe he is picking up the new Iphone?
Marbles?
Maybe he has ADD?
Do they even make deity-strength Ritalin?
Didn’t he delegate this world to Lucifer while he stepped out for some fresh air?
Doesn’t the Bible say that Satan is the god of this world?
Maybe he is picking up the new Iphone?
Can God purchase an iPhone that He Himself cannot afford?
Riahytterpsaheroomnor,
Can you break out the party favors and drinks to welcome Casilda to the illustrious OG suite?
Shall we say it is only a mater of time till she makes a return and claims her rightful spot?
Maybe a suprise party is in order?
Why did 999 just look so nice? And why does a 1000th post feel no different from the 100th?
: happy dance :
May I be the first to congratulate you?
May I also say there is something about your avatar that makes your posts look elegant and sophisticated?