The Evil Dead 2 Frak Party

Well, you’re not so far away yourself. You’re actually much more around than GR lately, so I’m guessing you’ll pass him in 2~3 weeks.

ZomRomCom - a very under utilized genre. More ZomRomCom movies need to be made. And, no, Meg Ryan is still technically alive, so You’ve Got Mail 3: This Time It’s Personal does not count.

More movies need to be made in the following zombie sub-genres, as well: ZomSciFi, Zombie Educational Documentaries, and last but not least, zombie music videos. Come on, Thriller and then nothing? It’s been 20 years, let’s get to it, people.

No idea what Fido is. Young Frankenstein, why yes of course… anytime.

Make it so, O purveyor of posting parties!!

Please tell me they didn’t make a You’ve Got Mail 2.

You haven’t seen You Also Got Mail: Legend of Curly’s Gold? :eek:

No… rest assured, I’m only kidding. Tom Hanks is too rich to be seen with Meg Ryan now. It’ll never happen.

Not being able to eat Italian food is a truly terrifying prospect, but if I’m a vampire, I’m on a liquids-only diet anyway, right? So I guess it works out. I guess I could just suck on an Italian girl instead.

Wait, can vampires drink from an Italian girl? Their blood must be full of garlic!

Thank you. I can sleep tonight.

Maybe not. He gets off the whole week of Halloween, so I anticipate him making up for lost time.

ZomRomCom - a very under utilized genre. More ZomRomCom movies need to be made. And, no, Meg Ryan is still technically alive, so You’ve Got Mail 3: This Time It’s Personal does not count.

Definitely brings a new twist to Sleepless in Seattle. :smiley:

<voice=zombie>hearts! hearts!</voice>

More movies need to be made in the following zombie sub-genres, as well: ZomSciFi, Zombie Educational Documentaries, and last but not least, zombie music videos. Come on, Thriller and then nothing? It’s been 20 years, let’s get to it, people.

Oddly enough, one genre that hasn’t really been all that neglected is ZomPorn. There are several examples of zombie-related porn, in all of the various… flavors. :eek:

um. So I’ve heard. :rolleyes:

No idea what Fido is.

Pure awesomeness is what it is!

//youtu.be/8Mo6C6up1Qo

Young Frankenstein, why yes of course… anytime.

Halloween night?

Not to mention I Still Know You Got Mail Last Summer and You’ve Got Mail: The Wrath of FedEx. :slight_smile:

I’m Sicilian on my mom’s side, and I’ve always joked that garlic is the reason that Italian families are so close.

No one else can get near us. :smiley:

Oh my Frak! Was that Carrie-Anne Moss dressed as a 50s mom?

Halloween night?

Works for me.

Wasn’t that ‘Castaway’?

WILSON!!

Oh, my god!!! I was just laughing uncontrollably from that trailer. That’s awesome! Why haven’t I heard of this movie before?

“I don’t want you thinking, what we did is in anyway normal.”
“I don’t.”

“See, kids, without my job, you’ll all be dead. Then where will you be?”
“… dead?”

So, you know how they say there’s a porn version of every movie? I’m guessing porn version of You’ve Got Mail is You’ve Got Package.

Yep. It’s a real shame that this movie isn’t better known.

Saturday? Interested? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Works for me.

Done!

See? Pure, distilled awesome. :slight_smile:

You’ve Got Male also works. And has, several times.

uh, rumor has it. :smiley:

Alright, this is cool. Set a date, I’ll be there. Preferably not Sunday or Monday.

I could even do Halloween. I got no kids, I’m not trick-or-treating, and my friends are throwing an awesome Halloween party… in New York! I have no where I gotta be.

All right, how about Young Frankenstein on Friday and Fido on Saturday?

Sounds good. This is gonna be a non-stop week of frak parties. Cool.

Browsing through Netflix, I saw a movie called Shaolin vs. Evil Dead. My faith in humanity has dipped another 20%.