“Not if you’re drunk too.”
Teenage logic.
I am so afraid. I’m gonna need so much drugs when my daughters are this age.
Not cause he’s fast but cause he like tip toe runs out of frame
The way he leapt for the bottle reminded me of the end of Risky Business.
Our oldest daughter is there right now. Overnight she went from cute little girl to hell raising.
100% legit logic
Yea, but no trains. And no sex on trains.
Thanx. Thanx. You’re really helping.
grabs the Scotch
“Calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. It’s a good thing. It’s the best thing!”
My blood alcohol level is reaching a constant .06
Hey I’m sure she’ll be just like you at that age.
That’s still DWI bro might wanna knock that down .05
Or DUI. Whatevers less
Drunk sex.
They played this perfectly. That’s what it’s like. You’re both complete idiots.
Still. Not. Helping.
guzzles Scotch
Depends where you are. It’s .08 most places.
Oh god why don’t I know any completely retarded hot chicks.
lol. Once my ex wife and I did shots at her parents house and took pictures. When we had them developed I was shocked what we did.
.08 is the harsher one, .06 is the lesser one
“I’m so wet.”
“Yeah, they told me that in health.”
BWHAHAHAHA!!!
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