Steve Zahn would have been awesome in this movie
Wimps. 
McLovin
I’m just now reaching this part.
I’m shocked to say that I’ve witnessed a similar scene.
Had lightsaber fight with flashlights before.
Just not in the car. Or a cop car.
You are gay.
giggle
I hate myself.
Two drunk cops shotting a stop sign. The only thing missing was the words, “Watch this.”
“Hold hands.”
giggle
“You bailed on me.”
That speach sounds like one of the Wedding Crasher rules.
Yes, I know. Thank you for noticing.
giggle
I hate myself.
Why’s that?
“Get away from my kids.”
That’s me now.
Hard for the cops to hide the cracked windshield when they turn it in at the end of the shift.
HA!!
I forgot about the bum drinking the detergent booze.
“Why’s that?”
“Because you don’t want an asshole where your face used to be.” 
How he runs is one of my favorite parts of this movie
Yeah, he’s like Forrest Gump fast.
I still gotta get video of me running like Forrest.
lol - The cops aren’t much better.
“Should I run?!”
“YES!”
Rule #1 — Cardio.
Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg really are interchangeable.
I got a picture of me looking like Forrest Gump. I put it on Twitter tonight.
“Hey! It’s you! McMuffin!”