I’m sure she won’t be like Becca at all but then again I don’t know her so who knows =P
Evan, you little bitch.
giggle
He is a little bitch
“You have such a smooth cock”
“You would too if you were a man”
WHAT LOL
“You’ve got such a smooth cock.”
“Thank you. You would too, if you were a man.” 
Yeah. After drunk pictures are…interesting.
I don’t remember doing that. I don’t remember doing that. Where did the horse come from? Oh that’s why my back is all scratched up.
/head tilt
Alright zoophile I don’t think we can be friends anymore
Never got hugged by the cops. Never.
Chicks dig it when you head-butt them. 
“I assume you all have guns and crack!”
Yes you have, at least one of them. We might even have pictures.
lol - Funny you mentioned the horse. There was another time Ring dance night with the Pegesus statute at the Academy.
I wish there were cool cops around here. There aren’t. They’re all twats.
“YOU JUST COCKBLOCKED MCLOVIN!”
“OK, everyone. Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.”
Uh, IBIMB? :eek:
It wasn’t mine. I don’t know how it got there.
At least it wasn’t a unicorn. Those things are crazy!
“We should be guiding his cock not blocking it!”
Unicorn? More like penishorse
And that’s why girls like them
Just saying
I guess. Off-duty does count.
I’m hangin with Shooter.
“He’s a friend. You should be guiding his cock, not blocking it.”
Are you gonna share now?