Oh no, it merely got moved to the gutter… how appropriate…
Phew Clothes on. Ahem…I mean Close one.
Mod has spoken. Mountains rumble and sky darkens
You guys have got balls,:eek: I’ll give you that.
It’d be kinda weird if we didn’t, wouldn’t it?
I’m going to go curl up with a good book.
Gutterize that!
Wait, we created a completely different thread to discuss tea-bagging Elenor Roosevelt (how)? Why? Just yesterday, we were discussing penile curvature, shemale porn and Reese’s Peanutbutter Cup in the gutter! Let’s just all go back to the gutter, back to that comforting, if slightly sticky, place that we all love.
Klingons have three, which explains why they’re always so cranky.
I think that whole Curled Penis Syndrome topic was covered yesterday—and it got moved to the Gutter thread.:eek:
Yeah, because even in bed, two of them are not getting any! (rim-shot!)
wait, wait, I got another one.
Q: What’s a Klingon’s favorite sexual position?
A: 6669
(rimshot!)
Thanks, I’ll be here all week. Be sure to tip your… wait, what is that hook? No, I’m not ready…!
To be fair, that seems to warrant a thread of its own.
To be honest, I had to google teabagging. I found pretty self-explanatory pictures.
So… this thread has fulfilled its purpose. (I almost said it’s purpose, just to piss Poofy off. :D) We found something GR couldn’t gutterize, at least until he googled it first.
This is surely a momentous day.
It was me! I read that Slate article when it was published and sent it to all my lady friends like, “Holy crap- maybe we are missing out on something… this is fascinatingly disgusting and I can’t quite wrap my brain around it.” Then I discovered the gutter thread. It’s definitely a gift of an article that keeps on giving.
Besides the incredible tools of our heroes, Einstein’s second wife was his cousin. That’s pretty guttery.
Go to dlisted.com and search “La Pequena.” Well, only do that if you want to be really upset. It’s awful. But you can totally gutter children with polio.
Dude, ER was a total toaster. While Franklin was off with his women, she was off with hers. Francis Perkins? All those Wellesley women? Helloooo. She got around.
Thankfully, the cheeto got there before me, because I was going to have to stretch to gutter that one.
How about this: roller skates.
I actually thought it was you, but I didn’t want to attribute it to anyone without being sure. 
What about the next line, concerning what you should do the cookie? :eek:
So are these quarter bets or cookie bets?
This time, I didn’t start the cookie apocalypse…