Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

You know at first I thought, no, that can’t be, she’d just always had big guns, but seeing this pic from her now, I’d say she definitely had a refit done. Deanna-DD :slight_smile:

Yeah, I think you’re right and I also think she needs to take it easy on the botox. Her face looks paralyzed from the nose up. Eeks!

That is just 7 kinds of wrong, GR. I feel like I just lost some of my innocence. (Funny thing is, I didn’t know I had any left.)

I have this odd mixture of pride and embarrassment in the fact that I don’t get it. (please, GR, don’t enlighten me)

I’m right there with you Lady D.

Really? Well, if you must know…

You know, they say a picture says more than a thousand words, but in this case I think the most prudent course of action would be for you to go to urbandictionary and look up the term “soggy cookie”

ew. I said don’t enlighten me

Oh, you edited that in, I would bet my left lightsaber that it said “do” originally. Or we could blame it on the fact that it’s the middle of the night and I’m not wearing my contacts anymore. Which would be pretty close to the truth.

Anyway, now that the baby has already fallen into the well (German proverb), I would like to say that I thought about these male bonding rituals while brushing my teeth earlier tonight and I have to say it’s fascinating from a psychological perspective. I mean, you got young, insecure male teens who do these things to assert themselves of their own sexuality and experiment and cope with a lot of social issues and taboos around sexuality - like, they’re embarrassed and curious at the same time and the one poor guy who is required to eat that cookie is the scapegoat upon whom everybody’s insecurity is dumped, thereby bringing balance to young minds and re-establishing a kind of social pecking order, making the cookie eater the opposite of the alpha male in the group.

I wonder what the female equivalent of such rituals are, I already have a good idea, but I find this whole thing fascinating.

if that had been the case, there would be a “last edited by…” message at the bottom. trust me, I haven’t the skill to pull off the “invisible edit”

Or we could blame it on the fact that it’s the middle of the night and I’m not wearing my contacts anymore. Which would be pretty close to the truth.

now that I can understand

Anyway, now that the baby has already fallen into the well (German proverb),

good grief! you do come from the land of Grimm, don’t you? and I thot my mom’s Danish sayings were bad

I would like to say that I thought about these male bonding rituals while brushing my teeth earlier tonight and I have to say it’s fascinating from a psychological perspective. I mean, you got young, insecure male teens who do these things to assert themselves of their own sexuality and experiment and cope with a lot of social issues and taboos around sexuality - like, they’re embarrassed and curious at the same time and the one poor guy who is required to eat that cookie is the scapegoat upon whom everybody’s insecurity is dumped, thereby bringing balance to young minds and re-establishing a kind of social pecking order, making the cookie eater the opposite of the alpha male in the group.

and that, ladies, is why we’ll never really understand them

I wonder what the female equivalent of such rituals are, I already have a good idea, but I find this whole thing fascinating.

I wouldn’t be so sure about your “good idea” with the perspective you’re coming at this from (oh godz, forgive the pun). I can’t even imagine a female equivalent. either that, or I’m just too damn old

ok, this usually isn’t my sort of thing, but i found this product to be awfully funny, and figured this thread would be as appropriate as any other in which to share it:

I wonder if she also has a golden lasso…cause…she can tie me up and force me to tell the truth…IYKWIM!

She could sire me anyday, IYKWIM.

excuse my ignorance, but who is this?

here’s a little Star Wars gutterage in honor of the arc

And that’s when German home improvement stores chain “Obi” realized they had a bright future ahead of them in the overseas beaver market.

the fact that i have never seen this thread until today makes me very sad. I really like the super-sized pics of tricia and amanda. You can see their pores!

It’s Julie Benz - she played Darla on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel.

That’s funny, I actually knew a girl whose name was Julia Benz.

You TGPAL! You of all people have never seen this thread! That’s criminal! You should do what I do: whenever I’m looking around the Forum I chick on “New Posts” and, on average, there’s a couple new posts here about every day.
Topgun created this thread because it was the beginning Spring and everyone’s minds were in heading gutterward.
Now it’s summer and well, people are just as randy as ever! :smiley:

Just a note on English slang: Saying that someone has “big guns” usually implies that they have large (generally muscular) arms, not boobs.

Unless you’re a fembot. :rolleyes:

That’s the wonderful thing about innocence. You never know you have it until it’s gone.

How can two men stand in a circle? Isn’t that more of a line?

That would be “omega”. :smiley:

Edit it within the first minute after posting. Works every time. :slight_smile: