Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

I should really know better, but…

here you go, guys

I’d offer her my fruity oaty bar to wrap her lips around?

Thank you.

Kaylee is proof of the existence of God and that he wants us to be happy. She can keep my bird in the air…IYKWIM

I’d let her wear my frilly pink dress, IYKWIM!

Wait…

I still I don’t have the hang of this. :slight_smile:

It takes time. Remember to dis-engage your filters relative to double entendres and insinuation.

Enabler !! :stuck_out_tongue:

Pictures, please? :stuck_out_tongue:

how can there be anything hanging when Kaylee is around?

Does she prefer things on the floor?

IYKWIM :slight_smile:

Smart-ass*. :smiley:

*Sorry, Barb!

Does she prefer things on the floor?

IYKWIM :slight_smile:

The floor has it’s purposes… :eek:

Better than the alternative. :slight_smile:

There hasn’t been a post in here for 17 hours?

You know, I’d colonize those two Class M planets of her!

Holy cantilevered breasts Batman! I don’t think it is a stretch to say that someone has decided to ‘enhance’ their image…

“I sense…something false…something, new in her…”

No no no, Solai. I don’t think you’re right about that. Wait wait WAIT a SECOND.
You ARE right. There is something FAKE in the picture. That is totally a fake bottle of Château Lynch-Bages wine!!! :eek::eek::eek:

Is that Marina Sirtis? That is not a flattering shot.

Sacrebleu!

Which roughly translates to:

“She is hosting a silcone party on her chest and everyone is invited!”

No dial-up…IYKWIM!

She can sense my feelings, IYKWIM.

Ick - Those things are scary - I feel like I might fall in and never get out