Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

Dude - that’s really gross…

As opposed to big’uns, which does imply her/his breasts/cojones are large.

That’s the wonderful thing about innocence. You never know you have it until it’s gone.

I must be terribly jaded… nothing much shocks me anymore… and no, that is not a challenge.

What’s so funny about lighthouses? They save seamen!

She can provide stability to my serial killer, IYKWIM!

Does anyone here listen to the Distorted View podcast? There was a Sextastic Tuesday story about this very thing. :eek:

Oh, right, thanks for the heads-up, I do get confused about slang sometimes. But you know what I meant!

That’s the wonderful thing about innocence. You never know you have it until it’s gone.

Same thing with cookies.

How can two men stand in a circle? Isn’t that more of a line?

Who said it’s limited to two? Everybody can join in!

I didn’t invent it, I just brought it up.

Slang is always the hardest, because it just doesn’t make any logical sense most of the time. Fortunately, your English is just slightly better than my German. :slight_smile:

But you know what I meant!

Of course. It’s usually a safe bet that you’re talking about boobs. :stuck_out_tongue:

Who said it’s limited to two?

The urban dictionary article said “group of men (at least 2)”. Two’s not really much a “group”; it’s really more of a “pair” or, in this context, a “couple”. :rolleyes:

Everybody can join in!

Well, technically, only about half of everybody.

I didn’t invent it, I just brought it up.

And you’re single-handedly (IYKWIM) keeping the tradition alive. :smiley:

Every sperm is sacred…!!

(Now I know you’re all singing it)

That is SERIOUSLY frakked-up. Lighthouses…riiiiight.

Oh crap! I know it’s your birthday and everything, CS. (Happy B-Day!) But thanks for nothing for making that song stick in my head for the rest of the day!!! It’s gonna be particular difficult to sing when I’m…ya know…“in my bunk”.

Right, the lower half of everybody. Because what I’m hearing, there’s a good chance at least some women could join in on the cookie fun.

And you’re single-handedly (IYKWIM) keeping the tradition alive. :smiley:

Well, single-handedly is the standard technique, but some people have their own style of doing things.

:confused:

What kind of women do you know? Here’s a tip - if they have an adam’s apple - they probably aren’t real women…

Depending your definition of “women”. :smiley:

Well, single-handedly is the standard technique, but some people have their own style of doing things.

Like this? :rolleyes:

The “lower horn” is a good sign too. :slight_smile:

Do I really need to make clear what I mean???:eek:

You probably shouldn’t.

I agree, let’s get back to pictures of half-naked women.

Okay

Oh boy, this is probably the best spoiler for the upcoming Star Trek movie:

Did I ever mention that redheads are my favorite hair color?

Or pictures of naked half-women, whatever the case my be. :slight_smile:

I had the same fetish for a while. What’s up with that? It’s intoxicating!

Yeah, redheads are hot. :smiley:

Ah…Muffet, sweetie, were you like, staring out the window when they taught fractions to you in 4th grade?
Don’t tell me you call that girl half-naked?
I’m estimating she’s more like 7/8ths naked :D:D