Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

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#221

i fixed it for ya

#222

I Athen-her, IYKWIM

oh hang on

that doesn’t work

bah

#223

Poor Racetrack - I’d let her sit on my lap… IYKWIM!

#224

Could I make a request please? Instead of constantly going back and forth to my bunk, could I just move my computer over next to it?:eek:

#225

I’ll be in her bunk

#226

Just cover your laptop with something moisture-resitant…a laptop poncho, if you will. :eek::eek:

#227

DAYAM! Her waxer does a great job!

#228

Or a cowboy hat?

#229

Ha… though I think we’re talking transparent here…so it’d have to be a clear plastic cowboy hat - might be able to get one from the discount pole-dancer accessory shack

#230

huh, that wasn’t the pic i originally posted, but i like this one better.

#231

Ha! good one!

still trying to decipher the “shaw her razor major”–hints?

#232

I believe that Syisulis is somewhat attracted to “Kendra Shaw” and as such loses the ability to communicate rationally when viewing photos of her in a bad frock …:smiley:

#233

thank you for explaining that to me, Top! I get it now :slight_smile:

#234

Hmm…You seem really good at explaining things Topgun. I may have to promote you from your current role as Wally Cleaver up to that of Ward Cleaver. Do you mind smoking a pipe?

#235

If you’d rephrase the question ?..

#236

Dude, I’m not sure where he’s going with that, but I’d just say no, IYKWIM

#237

As Freud would say, “Sometimes a pipe is just a pipe, even in the Straight to the Gutter thread.” I just have this mental image of Ward Cleaver smoking a pipe on that show. But I googled and found no such images (with Adult filter on, of course).
So I’m afraid I gotta go with the next best thing: Shatner smoking a cigarette (or a joint?).

#238

I think we’ve found a new avatar for frakkintalos :wink:

#239

How weird. I completely remember him with a pipe in his hand when he was “being hard on the Beaver”.

(Do I even need to say it? You know what I mean. :rolleyes:)

Here’s the next best thing, though:

#240

Whenever I’m sad or depressed, ‘Rocketman’ injects instant joy to every fiber of my being. I wished he’d do a rendition of ‘I Put a Spell on You’ by Screamin’ Jay Hawkins. There would have to be lots of dry ice.