Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

I’d hold her hand as she dies, IYKWIM…

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on a slightly related note:

Lance died and went to cylon heaven.

I would cradle her…cat, IYKWIM

Even I know what you mean…

I have to say, that is one hairy cat.

What?

and it PURRS! :eek:

I was less freaked out about that than the fact that it eats mice.

What, yours doesn’t?? :smiley:

As long as it doesn’t cough up fur… :eek:

I don’t have anything to say to that, so I’ll just say: killer ants.

Ermmm… guys I think you may be using up the forum’s quota of wrong - almost all the wrongness is here - its like a cyclone of wrong

The only wrong part is that I just cracked up in a staff meeting when I suddenly had a mental flash of GR’s kitty purring. Then had to say, “What, oh, nothing, sorry guys, I’ll focus now.”

What? You’re my age and you’re having staff meetings already? The only staff I could meet with is if I like put LEGO figures on my desk here.

But I’m glad to see you’re thinking about you’re adopted lil bro at work.

This sounds vaguely dirty. You are putting lego figures on your staff? Remarkable balance… :smiley:

Oh, I didn’t specify: my coworkers are a Barbie doll, an Optimus Prime action figure, and Larry.

No, really, I’m a working girl these days-- got my BA in 06. Luckily, I work at a university, so I’m not really living in the real world.

I have to use the figures, I’m kinda scared of using the killer ants…

Indy has a whip to hold on, though.

I envy you. Well, I’m only one exam away from graduation myself (double MAs) and I can’t wait to celebrate.

Ok now here’s the image in my head - Return of the Jedi, walking the plank scene…

… now scrub that image and make it feature GR’s unit and a whole bag of wrong!

Could be worse - I’ve been sitting in a room with an employee spoolin up to put them on a formal warning and all I can think is ‘mmrrrrrmmmm hrmmmmm do your job mrrrnmmmm’.

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ooh… and … I forgot to say…

IIKWYM

Not “spooling up the FTL” ?

At ease, ladies!

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!