Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

HE took evasive action: immediate gender alteration.

Incidentally, here are those chili pics I promised:

you didn’t say it was that kind of surgery

sorry, that was just…wrong

Ew. Why would u even search 4 these pics? Time 4 a pcychiertrist. Lol, or however u spell it.

didn’t search. watching TOS on Hulu. too funny. had to screencap. put in flickr pool for all to enjoy

You know who I feel the most bad for? The dude behind them with the 'stache. He had a lifelong dream to be an actor, appear on television. He finally gets his big break…calls all of his friends and family and tells them “I am going to be on an episode of Battlestar Galactica!” Everyone gets excited. He goes down to film and gets told to report to costuming…at which point they hand him the outfit.

“Wha…?” he asks.

“Put it on.” the costumer replies.

“Erm, no.” He states while trying to hand it back, “Can’t I wear something else?”

“No. Put it on or you are fired.”

So, he sucks up his dignity and puts it on. They film and he tries to avoid getting his face caught on camera. He has already made up a story to tell everyone that he didn’t actually get on the program. The program airs and suddenly people stop taking his calls…his brothers taunt him mercilessly and his kids can’t stop laughing. On a lighter note his brief celebrity gets him a permanent gig as a local car dealership spokesman. The only bad news is that he has to wear that costume for each commercial.

He looks like the singer of “Foreigner”

Nice! Even GR’s avatar was gender reassigned!

But in all seriousness, good luck with your real forthcoming surgery.

And that chili looks fantastic!

I go away for three lousy days in Vermont and THIS is what I come back to?

But are you suprised?

Well…

No, not really.

Even though your insane, you still have your wits about you, thats good.

Um. Thanks?

I don’t know about you all but i missed it when you all started the IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN JOKES
SO Here’s mine

I’d Shaw her razor major…IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

not remotely :wink:

There was a viper in that picture?

I dunno man, looks like the toilet paper will have to be kept on ice for the next morning… IYKWIM

it’s been a while but i couldn’t resist:

I’d Boom’er, IYKWIM…

Cylons come with their own night light.
IYKWIM.

Here’s a better one LADY D to see IYKWIM

I would definitely be in Clyne, IYKWIM