Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

So it’s just one at a time then? :rolleyes:

I’d cover her naked, petrified body in grits, IYKWIM!

What? Don’t you read /.?

:eek: ! That explains the XXXXL T Shirt in my sock drawer !!

Probably explains why they lost the Super Bowl too. :smiley:

What!! That 'splains everything. Topgun, you tell your XO to lay off the Pats. They should have won this year!!

Now, when you got a bunch of teen dudes and a pack of cookies and they’re really drunk…

IYKWIM? :confused:

You’ve got to tell them! Soylent Green is made by PETA!

I knew it! It IS an international thing after all!

Using cookies to do unspeakable things to drunken teen dudes?

Sort of… do you really not know or do you just want me to say it?

I really don’t. My imagination is going to awful, awful places, though. :eek:

I’ll give you a hint. The last one has to eat the cookie…

My thoughts run to Huxley’s Brave New World and the notion of orgy-porgy…

Oh.

That.

I’d always heard it was done with crackers or toast.

Oh that’s interesting, it’s cookies over here.

I guess it’s just a matter of taste.

IYKWIM. :smiley:

I’d give her vents a good scrubbing…IYKWIM!

I’d feed her strawberries.

I should really know better, but…

here you go, guys