Straight to the Gutter thread (NSFW)

He is quite a hottie - but it totally non arm porn way.

Yeah, I can’t figure out what it is that women dig about him. But there’s something…


I’d lend her my flute…
IYKWIM !

Just between you and me, if Angie showed me any interest at all…I’m so right there. :smiley:

Me too actually…:smiley:

Well, with half the New England Patriots living within bikeride distance form my house, the ‘One’ rule is more for my piece of mind !! :smiley:

Allow me to practice my ABC’s… IYKWIM!

If I do something wrong…will she make me do it all over again… IYKWIM!

Well let’s see than. As luck would have it Angellina is coming over to our place for a 4th of July barbecue next week. Oh, but she needs a ride back to her hotel afterwards. Why don’t you come up for the barbeque, and afterwards you can give her a lift back to the Hilton at Logan Airport. Sound good?
Oh, and if you can, bring a potato salad and case of Corona or something.

(now I got you thinking about it, didnt’ I? :smiley: )

I’ll be in my bunk ?

I’d experiment with her…IYKWIM!

I’m really not good at coming up with IYKWIM jokes - so i’ll just provide the material…:smiley:

I’ll be her new guy… IYKWIM!

I’d put my Faith in her … IYKWIM!

Perfect !! 10 points !:smiley:


I’d let her straddle my Jump Jet…
IYKWIM !

(True Lies anyone ?)

Not me.

I’d make this kat purr!

I’ll bring balance to her Force, IYKWIM!

I’ll shave her head in a dystopian future world, IYKWIM!

I’d drop Mentos in her Coke…

Great googly-moogly…someone feed this poor child…WTFrak!!!

I’d jump her bones though…IYKWIM…(not that we have a lot of choice)