Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi 5/27 @ 9PM ET

And so ends the crime syndicate of Jabba the Hutt.

“No more training do you require.”

“Then I am a Jedi.”

No so fast.

“Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or suffer the fate of your father.”

That makes sense having just watched Episode III. However, Palpy was manipulating Anakin for years.

“You told me Vader betrayed and murdered my father.”

Well, then our creator changed his mind about the plot.

“What?”

“Ask me again sometime.”

Remember those kisses. Yeah. Well…

“I don’t know. Fly casual.”

giggle

I hope there’s a scene like this in Episode VII. Luke, Leia, and Han hiding behind a wall or something getting ready to spring an attack. Han says, “Hey! It’s me.”

Speeder chase ends. Halfway mark.

Why isn’t Leia scared of this thing? He’s a beast holding a spear in her face.

“I told you to wait on the command ship, Bitch!”

C’mon. It’s implied. You all know it.

I love the Emperor’s delivery of that line.

“He will come to you and then you will bring him before me.”

Now, get out of here. I need my quiet time.

“But I think they think I am some sort of god.”

Artoo makes a sarcastic sound. That’s hilarious. I never caught that.

“Wonderful. We are now part of the tribe.”

When food become friends.

“He’s my father.”

Leia’s face is perfect. She is repulsed yet confused.

“I know. Somehow, I’ve always known.”

Awkward.

“I can turn him back to the good side.”

Whoa. Wait a minute. There’s that certain point of view again, Luke. From Vader’s point of view, he is the good side.

I would so be the Ewok that steals the speeder for a joyride.

So, if you ever wondered who frakkintalos would be in the Star Wars universe? There he is.

“You’ll no longer need those.”

And now for my next trick, Is this your card?

“No, my young Jedi. It is you who are mistaken about a great many things.”

Love that.

“Soon, I’ll be dead.”

Sure Luke. Give it away. Nice job.