Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones 5/26 @ 9PM ET


Sunday, 26 May 2012
9:00 PM Eastern - 6:00 PM Pacific
(Calculate Time Zone)

OK. Attack of the Clones. Catchy title.

Separatists movement. Intriguing.

Amidala getting ready to vote on an Army of the Republic. Exciting.

Bombing!

Padme!!

Phew. She’s ok. Still doing that decoy thing. She’s tricksy.

Not enough Jedi.

Palpy’s cunning plan unfolds.

“So have you. Grown more beautiful, I mean.” Awkward. “For a senator.” Awkward.

“Be mindful of your thots!”

Obi-wan is so parental. The chemistry between Obi-wan and Anakin works ok.

Once again, the CGI work is amazing.

Anakin jumping out of the speeder and on top of the bounty hunter speeder is frakkin cool.

“Why do I get the feeling you are going to be the death of me?”

Foreboding, much?

“I want to go and re-think my life.”

Wonder if anyone has done a fanfic for that guy. Did he just go home and wonder why he left the bar?

Yoda, “The council is confident in its decision.”

Jedi arrogance.

Obi-wan, “He’s arrogant.”

Yoda, “A fault of many Jedi.”

But you just said…oh never mind.

Anakin is a brat.

Spoiled by Palpy.

How does ripping these children from their parents better for them?

“It makes me feel uncomfortable.”

You creep.

“Don’t worry. We have Artoo with us.”

Yeah. Laugh it up. That frakkin droid saves more people than both of you.

Jawa juice.

That’s not right.

“If it does appear in our records. It does not exist.”

Arrogance.

Wife, “Do we find out who erased the records?”

Me, “Nope.”

Another missed opportunity. Should have showed Palpy behind it all. The records. Ani’s midi count.

I love how Obi-wan grabs the globe with the Force.

“We must have faith in the Republic.”

Bureaucratic fools.

The fields are alive with the sound of lameness.