Star Wars Ep.5: The Empire Strikes Back

No. I mean really THAT is taking it too far. But I’m sure your intent was that there is SOMEONE out there who has.

Isn’t Carrie Fisher quoted for saying? “They don’t wear underwear in space.”

on a related note, I remember Carrie Fisher talking about the complete lack of dignity that came with acting in the Slave Leia metal bikini. after each take some random crew member would come and check her costume asking, “Tits okay?”

That sounds familiar. I know she talked about the tape thing when I saw her at a SW con.

I know Mark Hamil had his car accident or whatever, but still. Ugh.

I’m trying to recall… TF, help us! you’re our only hope!.. but I remember reading somewhere that GL kept telling Carrie Fischer she was fat and putting her on diets and stuff, even though she was already less than 100 lbs. I bet he didn’t do that with Harrison Ford… grrrrrrrrrrr…

Didn’t it just get burned off? :eek:

In a matter of speaking…

WHAT!?!?! You don’t have them all?? :wink: Meesa tinka yousa be craaaaaazy

On tonight’s menu: grilled Yoda with a side of Dagobah leaf salad. ewwwwww

Seriously, GR? I mean, really?

Unless in his old age he’s forgotten about the women Jedi…

The combination was funny, but this was funnier. I have an image of you charging out with a Bat’leth to slay the enemies of the OneTrueGod (sorry, I’ve been watching a lot of Star Trek recently… I’m finally to S6 of DS9…)

It’s decent. I haven’t listened to the score in awhile… I’ll try to do it this week (I need to do ANH still) and we can discuss in more detail :smiley:

Of course. Because women are the Dark Side. :mad:

I also think I saw her in an interview talking about trying to sit in it… you guys remember the bionic crotch thing? Well, practically… the bottom part of the metal bikini might have served a similar purpose.

Oh yeah. I mean, what the frak, women have total mind control over me, such powers can only stem from the Dark Side.

just your mind? I must have a chat with our German division

I had an extensive chat about that with Poofy not long ago.

When I say mind, I mean the same thing that women mean when say that what they like in a man is his “humor”

The Cylon God is the One True God. Therefore Baltar is the Son.

Maybe Jar-Jar is the Annoying Spirit. :stuck_out_tongue:

Which is not, as most men assume, the ability to tell a joke.

Rather, it’s the ability to laugh about how high his income bracket is.

That’s what I love about this forum. The compassion. :smiley:

I’m trying to recall… TF, help us! you’re our only hope!.. but I remember reading somewhere that GL kept telling Carrie Fischer she was fat and putting her on diets and stuff, even though she was already less than 100 lbs. I bet he didn’t do that with Harrison Ford… grrrrrrrrrrr…

Harrison Ford didn’t have to wear a gold bikini.

Sadly. :stuck_out_tongue:

WHAT!?!?! You don’t have them all?? Meesa tinka yousa be craaaaaazy

Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.

I’m sure he’s referring to the Yin. Men, unsurprisingly, are the Yang. :rolleyes:

ouch!!!

What about the Jedi Mind Trick? It seems that neither side of the Force takes the high road when it comes to mind control. :slight_smile:

Parts of which I’m not supposed to quote. :smiley:

When I say mind, I mean the same thing that women mean when say that what they like in a man is his “humor”

Who knew that women cared about men with perfectly balanced blood, phlegm, yellow bile, and black bile? :rolleyes:

That is true. At the con I saw Fisher at she talked about how when she was cast for the original movie she was told she was too fat and that if she didn’t lose the weight they’d go with another actress. They even shipped the poor girl off to fat camp.

Screw the cylons and their so called god. There is only one God and his name is Baltar! As casilda suggested, I will put a blade to the throat of anyone that wishes to argue. :smiley:

Infidel! Baltar is but the messenger! There is no god but OGG! :slight_smile:

While I wouldn’t say women are of the dark side, I do believe my ex may in fact be a Sith.:frowning:

Which made me think of something interesting. In the movies we see very few women Jedi, but in the EU there are plenty. Hell, some of the best Jedi you see are in fact women, but what you never see is a woman Sith:eek:. I remember I read a story where there was one, but she wasn’t really a true sith, she used some kind of sith amulet that somehow stored the force (as I understood it). There might be more but I think they are even more rare than their Jedi counterparts.

And what is the proper terminology for a woman Sith? Sith Lady? Or do we go with the BSG method of using the masculine title and call them Sith Lords instead?:confused:

Wookiepeedia has 21 entries for Female Sith and they’re hot!

I stand corrected then, little brother.:eek:

I guess they just haven’t appeared in anything I read, but what’s the proper terminology—Sith Lord or Sith Lady?

Sithette. :smiley:

Strange how my brain works:confused:. When I read that I immediately pictured Smurfette dressed like Sith, twirling a red lightsaber, decapitating gargemel.