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You mean this?
Hardly conclusive. :rolleyes:
Here’s the definitive test, something to prove you’re absolutely in Germany while simultaneously proving that you could not possibly be in the US:
Do you own a David Hasselhoff album? 
so to become strong enough in the force i need to listen to a two minute lecture from a jedi master about what the force is and try to deflect a few lasers on a two hour trip to alderaan? that’s all it takes?? 
Maybe that’s all it takes to awaken the Force in you enough that other Force-sensitives can notice you. A massive midi-chlorian infection doesn’t hurt either.
ROFL! niiiiiccee! i hear a little penecillin (sp?) will clear up that disturbance inthe force!
Are midi-chlorians resistant to antibiotics? :rolleyes:
So, you are suggesting that the force is a STD? :eek:
Well, see? Why didn’t he just say so? 
“Use the Clap, Luke.”
Forgive me. If only I had known. 
Although, truth be told, you could just be a member of some ultra-secretive sect of Hasselhoff-worshippers. In Verona, NJ. :rolleyes:
CRAAAP i missed it. well ill deff be there 4 next week
OMG! This is why I LOVE this forum!
What sort of sect would that be? Some kind of sex-and-suicide cult?
Those would be the logical consequences of Hasselhoff-worship, so yes.
I imagine this is the point in the thread where Norm McDonald cites this thread as further proof that Germans love David Hasslehoff.
Or New Jerseyans.
Once upon a time, my head’s gonna explode.
A long time ago at an exit far, far away… fuhgeddaboudit. 