Okay, I have to admit, of all the Star Wars films, I TRULY hated this one. The script was forced… the whole thing. Even Sam Jackson’s lines were bad (and you have to work REAL hard to make Sam Jackson look bad). The final confrontation between Yoda and Dooku… “I can see that this will not be decided by our knowledge of the Force, but by our skills with the lightsaber.” I mean, why didn’t he finish it up by saying, “En garde”?
The “romance” between Anakin and Padme. WORST. LINES. EVER. Obi-Wan “Good thinking, my young Padawan!” Kenobi- “I will never join you, Dooku!” (at least he had a rhyme). Yoda - “Seeing you safe brings warmth to my heart.” (WTF!!! You’re Yoda, dawg! You’re supposed to say something like, “Alive you are, glad I am”.)
I heard that Lucas was planning on doing a film about the Tuskegee Airmen. I admire his desire (see, I’m like mulletized Obi-Wan), but gods PLEASE don’t let him write the script.
The only character I liked in that film was Jango Fett. I’ve always had a soft spot for the Mandalorians.